But I'm not catching @Shockwave on what it saying

yk what

i’m hungry

Yk what

again

Ivanka

why poop

@valeriaa that means you will love me if I become lemonade

-df poop

**Poop**: [Excretion] from the [anal cavity]. [See below] for examples.
*[GHOST Poop]: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

[CLEAN Poop]: The kind where you [Poop it out], see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

[WET Poop]: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

[WET CHEEKS] Poop: ([The Power Dump]). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

[LIQUID Poop]: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

[MEXICAN Poop]:It smells so badly that your nose burns.

UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.

THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a

Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. *
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no homo but

Poop dealer?

🤢🤢🤢

Siri find me the nearest poop dealer

why is mexican poop a thing?

What the hell

-df Trump

**trump**: (noun)the Japanese word for [playing cards]. Used either by [Wapanese] [speakers] or in Japan.

*wapanese_nerd: wanna [come over] and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new [naruto] based [cards]*
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👀 i’ll consider it but not entirely @The 7 Fold Way

-df define

**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
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<:thinkBox:584884314504953869>

-df mogging

**Mogging**: Lying down on a [bench] when doing so might be considered [disrespectful] and/or [contemptuous].
*The man was reprimanded by a fellow [traveler] for [mogging] [on the bus].*
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Alright boys time to jump into the blender and use this sourness for good

-df fling

**Fling**: More [romantic] than "[friends with benefits]" but not an [actual] relationship.
*"I thought you and him were just [a fling]? Why did you tell your [crack-head] uncle that your boyfriend moved away? ""It makes his ass stop asking me when I'll finally get a [man-friend]."*
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*That’s not the definition*

How many of yall nggas homosexuals up in dis mug

tf

jus you

-df Bloviate

get friend zoned

**bloviate**: [Bloviate] is closely associated with U.S. President [Warren G. Harding], who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale [bean soup], of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."
*After five years as president and [thirty years] as a political figure, this [colossal] [oaf] is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.*
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I am not homosexual

lies

Ok good

🧢

-df cuck

**cuck**: A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the [compromise] of his beliefs and values, the [desecration] of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, [fidelity], and honesty in a romantic relationship.
*I know [John's] always wanted a girlfriend but since him and Mary started dating he's become a cuck. She spends all of his money and flirts openly with other men. I can [tell it] bothers him but he's so afraid of losing her that he doesn't [say anything].*
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