Poop dealer?

🤢🤢🤢

Siri find me the nearest poop dealer

why is mexican poop a thing?

What the hell

-df Trump

**trump**: (noun)the Japanese word for [playing cards]. Used either by [Wapanese] [speakers] or in Japan.

*wapanese_nerd: wanna [come over] and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new [naruto] based [cards]*
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👀 i’ll consider it but not entirely @The 7 Fold Way

-df define

**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
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<:thinkBox:584884314504953869>

-df mogging

**Mogging**: Lying down on a [bench] when doing so might be considered [disrespectful] and/or [contemptuous].
*The man was reprimanded by a fellow [traveler] for [mogging] [on the bus].*
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Alright boys time to jump into the blender and use this sourness for good

-df fling

**Fling**: More [romantic] than "[friends with benefits]" but not an [actual] relationship.
*"I thought you and him were just [a fling]? Why did you tell your [crack-head] uncle that your boyfriend moved away? ""It makes his ass stop asking me when I'll finally get a [man-friend]."*
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*That’s not the definition*

How many of yall nggas homosexuals up in dis mug

tf

jus you

-df Bloviate

get friend zoned

**bloviate**: [Bloviate] is closely associated with U.S. President [Warren G. Harding], who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale [bean soup], of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."
*After five years as president and [thirty years] as a political figure, this [colossal] [oaf] is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.*
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I am not homosexual

lies

Ok good

🧢

-df cuck

**cuck**: A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the [compromise] of his beliefs and values, the [desecration] of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, [fidelity], and honesty in a romantic relationship.
*I know [John's] always wanted a girlfriend but since him and Mary started dating he's become a cuck. She spends all of his money and flirts openly with other men. I can [tell it] bothers him but he's so afraid of losing her that he doesn't [say anything].*
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womp

Some of the people in here are homosexuals

@cony

-df womp

**womp**: A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or [tripled], and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added [comedic effect] to imitate a [muted trumpet], which is how the meme originated.
*You didn't get any napkins with your [takeout] [pork fried rice]? [Womp womp].*
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I hear the lord speaking saints

**Faggot**: There are a number of different meanings for the word faggot, so try reading them and you might learn something:
1 A type of food; it is made from a pig’s heart, liver and the fat belly meat, minced and mixed together with breadcrumbs and herbs for seasoning. The mixture is then shaped into balls each of which is wrapped in [caul] fat from the pig’s omentum, each of these individual balls is a faggot. They are then cooked and served in a thick gravy with peas and mashed potatoes.
2 The traditional English name for a [bouquet garni] (the [cooking one] not the Urban Dictionary one), a bundle of herbs consisting of bay leaf, [thyme] and parsley tied together and used as seasoning.
3 A disparaging name for an old and [slatternly] woman.
4 A bundle of sticks tied together and used as fuel.
5 A disparaging name for a gay man, used mostly in the United States and often abbreviated to fag.
*1 For food that will [stick to your ribs] you can’t beat a good faggot.
2 I’m going to season this food with a faggot, a [bouquet garni] is for French poufs.
3 She ought to be ashamed of herself, disgusting old faggot.
4 Chuck another faggot on the fire, I’m a bit chilly.
5 Look at him, [poncing] along as if he was eighteen, silly old faggot.*
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Nigga stfu

Somebody in here is gay

@Gоd stfu

@The 7 Fold Way

U gay?