@angie!!

Hiii

Hi angiee

Angie does the Alaskan snow dragon

-df Hooligan

**Hooligan**: Orignally started in England as a family of Irish named the "Hoolihans" caused trouble in a particular area of England, as the Hoolihans spread in notoreity of [bein] aggressive, violent and dangerous they were mentioned in a newspaper that [wrongly] spelt their name as "Hooligan" since then Hooligan has been a reference to aggressive, dangerous, violent, [abusive], loutish and other behaviours
*Look at those [hooligans] with their [hoods] up [acting] all hard*
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-df angie

**Angie**: Angies are rare . They are really funny and random and fun to be around. They love [listening to music] and [blocking out] the people they hate . Angies are quite if you dont know them but are very talkative once you get to know them . They will laugh and wont stop untill theres tears coming out of there eyes . They are really private and tend to keep most things to them selves they say they dont have any crushes but they secretly do . They know how to fight and i wouldnt mess with them when there mad . They love there family and friends and they are very protective . Angies tend to get [Wrapped up] in there thoughts but all in all they are really funny and random and loving .
*Angie was [walking] [down the street]*
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-df cringe

**Cringe**: [Jake Paul]
*[Jake Paul] Is Cringe*
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-df America

**America**: 1 America – a country that has leapt from [barbarism] to [decadence] without touching civilization. John O'Hara and he was an American.
2 America has progressed from barbarism to decadence without the intervening stage of civilization. George Bernard Shaw
3 America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilisation in between. Oscar Wilde.
Numerous other people have been credited with expressing that sentiment or something similar including [Henry James], another American. However, in all probability the phrase originates with Georges Clemenceau when he was President of France.
*America, so [many] people [seem] to [dislike] you.*
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-df American bastard

**Bastardizing**: To [Bastardize] :

To take something and

[Fuck it up] beyond
all [recognition].
*[Chipmunk] Remixes (A song [sped up] 1.[5x] times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.*
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-df yanky

**yanky**: American [wind] [sack], worst [tpe] of Human on the planet, lives with head inserted completely up his own rectum, there all very stupid.
*Some [stupid] yanky was [mouthing off] about how large his car was so we [battered] him.*
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-df sex on a log

**Ants on a log**: When your [doing anal] with your girlfriend and you pull your "[log]" out and you've got shit [all over it].
*Girl: I'm gonna give [my boyfriend] [ants on a log] [later] tonight.*
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Wtf

-df itchy

**itchy**: [irritation] of [the skin] usually caused by dry skin [cells]
*Alleriges [give] me itchy [skin].*
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-df itchy nuts

**itchy**: [irritation] of [the skin] usually caused by dry skin [cells]
*Alleriges [give] me itchy [skin].*
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-df blue balls

**blue balls**: When the testicles turn blue from not ejaculating when you should.

When I was 14, I was hanging out in my bedroom. I wanted to jerk off so I searched up some porn and started wanking. But then my mom walked in and I was about to cum. I told her that my brother wanted to say something to her (distraction method) and she left. I checked and I had gotten [the Blue Screen of Death]. I tried restarting the laptop but it didn’t turn on. Then I got the worst case of blue balls ever.

It felt so brutal. I held my balls in pain but it was like they were replaced by sad [blue bags] of disappointment. It felt like someone cut my dick with a razor blade. I tried wanking again but it was too flaccid, and I was out of lube anyway. I tried to stand up but it hurt to. I [shuffled] my way to my friend’s house to wank off at since they also had a computer.
*When I got there, [the little brother] kicked my in the balls as a joke. I almost shit myself. I jerked off finally but I needed lube. I used [the glue] in their cabinet and jerked off. When I finished though, my hand was stuck to my dick. I had grabbed the [superglue] by mistake while trying to cure my blue balls.*
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-df bollocks

**Bollocks**: 14th Century (as 'ballocks') English term which has grown numerous useful applications within today's language:

1. Term of exasperation, often at having made a mistake.

2. As a plural noun, [the bollocks] are the testicles.

3. Exaggerated truth or blatant lies.

4. Unfathomable rubbish; corporate management speak, e.g. 'blue-sky thinking', 'touch base', and 'thinking outside the box'.

5. Poor or bad effort, esp. with media references. (The more [bollocks], the worse the event.)

6. When the bollocks belong to a canine, the inverse meaning of (5.) comes into play, though nobody knows quite why. This meaning appears to date back from 1989.

7. To 'drop a bollock' is to commit a social [faux-pas] leading to grave embarrassment.

8. A 'bollocking' is a telling off, often by one's boss for an inadequate or incomplete [piece of work], or inappropriate behaviour.

9. To lack bollocks is to be [gutless], spineless and generally lack courage. This is not used inversely for the word 'balls' covers this application.

10. As a verb, to 'bollocks' or to be 'bollocksed' it to [flummox] or be [flummoxed]; confuse or be confused.

11. If a piece of machinery is [bollocksed], it is broken or rendered unusable either temporarily or permanently.

12. To be 'bollock-naked' it to be completely without clothing, save for a few relatively unimportant items such as socks, watch, rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings or other body jewellery.

13. To be 'bollocksed' also means to have [imbibed] an amount of alcohol which has eliminated a dangerously high number of brain cells causing a lack of social and [spatial] awareness, incoherent speech and the inability to believe that you're not as drunk as you are, you're not as unattractive in that state as you are, and that you don't rule the world.
*1. {Having sent a saucy text message to your mum instead of your partner} "Bollocks!"

2. "I couldn't be arsed to go home, so I just stood there, scratching me bollocks."

3. "Don't listen to him, he just talks bollocks."

4. "Sorry, it's my boss, he's got us speaking this bollocks."

5. "I think any film with a cast of [unknowns] and a budget that won't cover your weekly shopping is bound to be bollocks." Also: "I know our friend was the lead character and everything, but that play was the biggest load of fat, [squidgy] bollocks I've ever had to sit through. Don't tell her I said that, though."

6. "That play was the [dog's bollocks], Sarah."

7. "Boy, did I drop a [bollock] this morning: Your mum had a [Rice Crispy] stuck to her face, so I tried to wipe it off; you never told me she had a wart."

8. "We had all the work done by two, so we all pissed off down the pub, but come Monday morning, we all got such a [bollocking]. Marketing had called eight times and that twat over there had forgotten to turn the answering machine on. Wanker."

9. "You honestly expect me to believe you're going to tell John what I did with his wife? You haven't got [the bollocks]."

10. "Two [Stellas], a Fosters, a Bacardi and Diet Coke and a Carling-top please. ...oh, make that half a Fosters - that's [bollocksed] you, hasn't it? Let's call it a tenner for cash, eh?"

11. "[The fax] stopped working earlier, so I jammed my pen into that little hole and now I think it's totally bollocksed."

12. "Well, the last thing I remember is walking down to the seafront and laying on the beach. Then, it's six in the morning, I'm stark bollock-naked except for my socks, watch, rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings and other body jewellery, handcuffed to a tramp."

13. "Well, I was at work, right, and my computer totally bollocksed up, and I hadn't saved that bollocks I was working on, so I though, 'bollocks to this, I'm going down the pub'. I went with Jeff and Dave, who was really quiet, so when I got the beers in, I asked, like, 'who died?!' It turns out, his wife's on the way out, you know, so I'd really [dropped a bollock], but Dave said he was okay. He doesn't have the bollocks to say anything else; never has, but I knew Jeff would give me a right bollocking later on. We had a few pints and this dog's bollocks pie - we didn't get too bollocksed or anything, just a bit tipsy, you know. We went back into the office and my PC was up-and-running with that document intact, which bollocksed me a bit, but it's better than a [kick in the bollocks], I suppose. So, I went home, got in the shower and noticed a rash on my bollocks, [shit me up], that did. I came out to show Sam only to find Sam's mum sat there with a cup of tea, staring at me, bollock naked and dripping on the carpet. 'Bollocks,' I thought..."*
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-df pillock

**Pillock**: Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. [Derog]. [ref] [British Slang] Dictionary
*[You silly] [pillock], why did [you do that] for?*
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-df plonker

**plonker**: dope, idiot, moron, wally, [pillock], [dunderhead], [dimwit]
*[You are] [such a] plonker, [Rodney].*
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-df delboy

No result :(

-df geezer

**Geezer**: A geezer is a descriptive word in the UK which is used to define a mans characteristics. A geezer will be found usually out side a pub with a pint in his hand on match day. They commonly like football, scrapping, beer, tea, tits, and [Barry white]. [Geezers] often acknowledge other [geezers] by a greeting each other by saying geezer followed by a nod and a thumbs up.
*Nigel: Alright [geezer] how much is a can of [red stripe]
Charles: For you nothing my friend because your a top geezer
Nigel: arr Cheers [geeze] *nod* *thumbs up*

Charles: *nod* *thumbs up**
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-df del boy

**del boy**: Poor, ineffective [scam artist] or con-man. From the TV [sitcom], Only [Fools] and Horses.
*[Daves] a [proper] del boy.*
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Hope I'm having curry tonight

@angie!! what u having?