**butt knifing**: when someone sits on you and their ass is so flat that [the bones] in their butt [jab] you like a [knife]
*[natalie]: [sarah], [get off my lap]! you’re butt knifing me!
sarah: sorry my ass is non-existent*
*(<http://butt-knifing.urbanup.com/13658933>)* *9 more results*

No matter what crime will be a problem, and sometimes in some cases police can’t come quickly enough

The police can’t do anything

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I cases of self defense a weapon is better had

Easier than banning knives

Is banning Muslims

Lmao I agree

are you gay

You’re the communist

^

im not a communist

Fascist?

nope

something in the extremes tho

what are u then

Hope you kids never get into government

Thanks

im not a kid

Something totalitarian?

im 34

older than trauma

Whoa

i believe in a democratically elected authority

Already on my way to getting a Gov job

that seperates assets

@Cheecus Hand you’re talking to kids

reall

really

Yes

in a poltiical server

So you’re def authoritarian

why arent they playing outside

Pomp is 13

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U don’t like libertarianism right

wtf are you on about

Right wing authoritarian

@Cheecus Hand you just said the govt should redistribute goods and employ everyone

im authoritarian socialist

GG @Cheecus Hand, you just advanced to level 2!