Message from @Tampio 7%

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2020-01-05 23:37:50 UTC  

-8ball Can I have the N Pass since i kill nigs

2020-01-05 23:37:50 UTC  

No

2020-01-05 23:37:52 UTC  

aw

2020-01-05 23:37:54 UTC  

-define Panamanian petting zoo

2020-01-05 23:37:55 UTC  

**Panamanian petting zoo**: When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them [like a goat] or other typical [petting zoo] animal.

Commonly preceeded by a [Kentucky klondike bar].
*He gave his lunchlady a [Kentucky klondike bar] for as long as he could. It made [sense] for him to [follow up] with a Panamanian petting zoo.*
*(<http://panamanian-petting-zoo.urbanup.com/1907918>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-05 23:37:55 UTC  

GG @ParanoiaPK, you just advanced to level 2!

2020-01-05 23:38:01 UTC  

@valeriaa you don't have 1 either <:CmonBruh:427878563744579594>

2020-01-05 23:38:07 UTC  

-df Cleveland hot waffle

2020-01-05 23:38:07 UTC  

**Cleveland Hot Waffle**: The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then [smacking] [the pile] of shit with a tennis [racket].
*[The bitch] got [out of hand] so I gave her a good 'ol [Cleveland hot waffle] to shut her up.*
*(<http://cleveland-hot-waffle.urbanup.com/7112590>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-05 23:38:10 UTC  

who said i need one

2020-01-05 23:38:11 UTC  

<:angerydoge:591246515280805888>

2020-01-05 23:38:29 UTC  

Donald Trump

2020-01-05 23:38:41 UTC  

Drumpf

2020-01-05 23:38:45 UTC  

🤣

2020-01-05 23:38:49 UTC  

<:lol:583236542580129825>

2020-01-05 23:38:50 UTC  

🤪

2020-01-05 23:38:53 UTC  

Prumt

2020-01-05 23:38:54 UTC  

-define cold lunch

2020-01-05 23:38:54 UTC  

**Cold Lunch**: The [simple] sexual act of forcing yourself to [throw up] into another [person's] mouth, usually in the result of the other person eating it.
*I felt sick from all the burritos I ate for lunch, so I just gave [Kimberly] a mexican [cold lunch] to help me [bust a nut] real quick.*
*(<http://cold-lunch.urbanup.com/3172349>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-05 23:39:09 UTC  

*Bust a nut*

2020-01-05 23:39:22 UTC  

-define Jenkem

2020-01-05 23:39:22 UTC  

**Jenkem**: A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from [huffing] the fumes of your own [fermented] fecal matter. Users [claim it] gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.
*[The 70's] was pot. [The 80's] was cocaine. [The 90's] had meth. Jenkem is now!!!*
*(<http://jenkem.urbanup.com/3067608>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-05 23:39:33 UTC  

tf

2020-01-05 23:39:36 UTC  

Lmfao

2020-01-05 23:39:37 UTC  

i remember watching youtube videos about that

2020-01-05 23:39:44 UTC  

little black kids did it to get high

2020-01-05 23:39:49 UTC  

and theyd also smoke bed bugs

2020-01-05 23:39:50 UTC  

I know a guy irl who does it haha

2020-01-05 23:39:52 UTC  

gross

2020-01-05 23:40:05 UTC  

90s had crack

2020-01-05 23:40:22 UTC  

-define saddlebacking

2020-01-05 23:40:22 UTC  

**Saddlebacking**: Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their [virginities]. Named after [Saddleback] Churh, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "[sex ed]" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex.
*Saddlebacking - After attending the [Purity Ball], [Heather] and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's [saving] herself for marriage.*
*(<http://saddlebacking.urbanup.com/3626088>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-05 23:40:30 UTC  

Your friend is a tweaker @Tampio 7%

2020-01-05 23:40:31 UTC  

Meth and heroin is today

2020-01-05 23:40:40 UTC  

Gotta love drugs

2020-01-05 23:41:02 UTC  

-define duck butter

2020-01-05 23:41:02 UTC  

**duck butter**: The combination of sweat from the [ballsac] and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as [DB] or [Deeb].
*Bobby rubbed his [deeb] all over his roommates pillows.
I have some [killa] [DB] today!*
*(<http://duck-butter.urbanup.com/670667>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-05 23:41:04 UTC  

that

2020-01-05 23:41:05 UTC  

tf

2020-01-05 23:41:15 UTC  

Who writes these

2020-01-05 23:41:25 UTC  

Anyone