Wait I know what my next Halloween costume will be

my black uncle is over

and he’s doing his resume

nigga shit

cuz he’s dumb

Resume

On what

ur part nigga @bringmethcringe

wtf

and he just “swear on oath on these nuts”

Slavery?

Jim Crow

@personbelowmetriplegay he’s adopted

ur adopted

🗿

not

GG @Jimmy Brooks, you just advanced to level 1!

😂🖕😩

Who's Jim and why is he a Crow

moyai says you are @bringmethcringe

💪😂👊

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German Shifu

Yes

That’s what I will be for Halloween

Oof

damn

Meister Shifu

That won't escape our memory

get sent to prison

-8ball stalin gay

No

-df am I Meister Shifu

**Shifu**: Derived from the romanization of the [Mandarin] word 师傅, Shifu (or [Sifu]) is the common honorific name given to a master or a teacher, especially in the context of martial arts. It can also be generally used as a name for a very skillful and competent person.

See also: [Sensei] and Guru.
*Mom: How was your first day at [martial arts] class son?
Son: Yeah it was great, our [shifu] taught us how to kick [some ass] while he was stoned
Mom: 😂😂😂👌👌*
*(<http://shifu.urbanup.com/14013899>)* *9 more results*

@Katze Miaulitzer dragon warrior

Damn it

NOOOOO

-8ball am I Meister schifuh

Without a doubt

IM NOT PART BLACK