Oh yes! Eggs on toast good sir! Nothing like stripping for children, yes?

Finger family? Oh finger MY family actually

I would just like to say: I have no problem with jews. But Israel really shouldn't be in the Eurovision Song Contest...

I have a problem with Jews, but not just Jews. Jews specifically with their victim mentality. Muslims with their corruption of their leaders of their sections of Islam and its failure to confront their extremists. Christianity with its near social justice mentality and zealous ideas of theocracy

Agreed, there.

I'd argue though, that a lot of the Jews who have a victimhood mentality to them

are the secularized ones.

I'll give them that

For instance, the entire point of Passover is to acknowledge that they were once slaves, and are now free.

They remind themselves that they were slaves, but they give thanks for every step that led to their freedom.

I think Jews are pretty good at separating it's religion and the state

That's actually a pretty strong perspective, in my opinion.

Well, they're better from its children like Christianity and Islam.

Christianity has it's own entirely different problems.

Christianity, as we know it, is a convenient derivative of a convenient derivative, of a convenient derivative

of a religion that was bastardized politically by fact finding missions with death as the consequence of failure.

Everything north of Constantine is fucked.

Jesus, if you think about, Christianity is pretty much the child that ran too far from and just stayed somewhere it wasn't native to

Jesus famously celebrated Passover, for literal Christ Sake...

I actually have a strange respect for Jesus

If you want to be more Christ-like, start by observing Torah, including the parts that are inconvenient to you.

But that's the criticism I keep to myself, except when it's warranted.

Ehh, the Torah's pretty big. I've the read the Bible btw and I thought that was too long

It's really not.

It's mostly the Old Testament.

And most people won't follow that, even.

But even the Old Testament. I just think it's really long

Now if we're talking about the Talmud, that's some muddy waters, there.

There were originally 613 commandments that you're supposed to follow

Lol, what about the Dead Sea scrolls?

The 10 commandments were just what Moses could carry, if you believe the mythos.

Lol, think about Moses carrying 50 stone tablets. I actually went to go look up the history of the DSS and it has a very interesting history.

very thin stones

Yeah, but he would still have to make a lot of them and carry them down just to get pissed

Most of the commandments are listed in Leviticus.

Moses: "You motherfuckers! I've been gone for literally 40 days!"

lel

You know, I think Abrahamic religions need to get more closer to its relation to weed. I mean, come on, talking to a burning bush? Yeah, I bet he's talking to a "burning bush"

I bet he WAS burning bush...

Oh fuck yeah, it must be a great pass time