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Ok cutie

@tripp

tripp is dead

@John Brook 2 in the pink

1 in the stink

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-df 2 in the pink

**2 in the pink**: [Putting] [2 fingers] in a [woman's] vagina
*Did you see that girl last night she was [so drunk] I put 2 in the pink and she [squirted] all over my [couch]*
*(<http://2-in-the-pink.urbanup.com/8318464>)* *9 more results*

-df 1 in the stink

**2 in the pink 1 in the stink**: A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle ([digitus] medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All [three digits] are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some [form of water]/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "[The Show Stopper]."
*Me: "I overheard a college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya bro, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "[That's what I said]! I can't believe all the nasty things people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "[No kidding]."
Me: "I'm going to [try it on] Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."*
*(<http://2-in-the-pink-1-in-the-stink.urbanup.com/10229981>)* *9 more results*

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Hadnsn

Cold hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QakSI9BQdOg Tell me that your chords are better than this @JesusHand @Stresbal @benjw

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@John Brook You really kissin' that girl like she ain't top me though
Shaquille O'Neal with the haters cause I'm blockin' y'all
Yeah, yeah, that's too much sauce, yeah
Rockin' VLONE when I'm rockin' Off-White
That's too much sauce
Yeah, she smile at me on her teeth with that ice
That's too much sauce
Yeah, smokin' that gas got me high like a kite
Yeah, yeah, too much sauce, yeah, yeah
Diamonds they look like Dasani huh, more like Voss, ayy
Yeah, that boy saw my chain, he said "what's the cost?", ayy
You wanna know the amount? Can you count?

Smh

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Ok

yes sir

GG @maryan, you just advanced to level 6!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Ok

😂😂😂😂

Just bullshit my way through conversation

Ok

I’ll ok my way through

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@JesusHand Lmfao, thats your response?

Smh

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

@John Brook

It’s a good song tho

Not for its lyrical content

Im gonna have to resort to new measures

But for its chords?

Lmfao