Message from @JesusHand
Discord ID: 668865533759979558
What the fuck
One testicle?
Why not both
-df glenn gould commercials for musicamera
**Goulding**: Inserting one [testicle] into [the girl's] [anus] during sex.
*Jeff: I tried [goulding] my gal last night. Almost [bust a nut].
[Mutt]: Was it hot?*
*(<http://goulding.urbanup.com/13601360>)* *9 more results*
my god
Iβve done that
i keep on
With my cat
Say sike RIGHT NOW
!youtube glenn gould commercials for musicamera
@John Brook stop pls
i finally got it
We. Donβt. Care.
too bad
smhmhmhh
Ok cutie
tripp is dead
1 in the stink
smh
-df 2 in the pink
**2 in the pink**: [Putting] [2 fingers] in a [woman's] vagina
*Did you see that girl last night she was [so drunk] I put 2 in the pink and she [squirted] all over my [couch]*
*(<http://2-in-the-pink.urbanup.com/8318464>)* *9 more results*
-df 1 in the stink
**2 in the pink 1 in the stink**: A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle ([digitus] medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All [three digits] are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some [form of water]/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "[The Show Stopper]."
*Me: "I overheard a college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya bro, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "[That's what I said]! I can't believe all the nasty things people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "[No kidding]."
Me: "I'm going to [try it on] Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."*
*(<http://2-in-the-pink-1-in-the-stink.urbanup.com/10229981>)* *9 more results*
smhmhmhmh
Hadnsn
Cold hands
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Smh
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@John Brook You really kissin' that girl like she ain't top me though
Shaquille O'Neal with the haters cause I'm blockin' y'all
Yeah, yeah, that's too much sauce, yeah
Rockin' VLONE when I'm rockin' Off-White
That's too much sauce
Yeah, she smile at me on her teeth with that ice
That's too much sauce
Yeah, smokin' that gas got me high like a kite
Yeah, yeah, too much sauce, yeah, yeah
Diamonds they look like Dasani huh, more like Voss, ayy
Yeah, that boy saw my chain, he said "what's the cost?", ayy
You wanna know the amount? Can you count?
Smh
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Ok
yes sir