Message from @John Brook

Discord ID: 668865322375315482


2020-01-20 17:10:12 UTC  

!youtube glenn gould commercials for musicera

2020-01-20 17:10:12 UTC  

<:XMARK6:403540169992568833> Error: Nothing found

2020-01-20 17:10:21 UTC  

What the fuck

2020-01-20 17:10:27 UTC  

One testicle?

2020-01-20 17:10:30 UTC  

Why not both

2020-01-20 17:10:37 UTC  

-df glenn gould commercials for musicamera

2020-01-20 17:10:38 UTC  

**Goulding**: Inserting one [testicle] into [the girl's] [anus] during sex.
*Jeff: I tried [goulding] my gal last night. Almost [bust a nut].

[Mutt]: Was it hot?*
*(<http://goulding.urbanup.com/13601360>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-20 17:10:41 UTC  

my god

2020-01-20 17:10:41 UTC  

I’ve done that

2020-01-20 17:10:44 UTC  

i keep on

2020-01-20 17:10:44 UTC  

With my cat

2020-01-20 17:10:51 UTC  

Say sike RIGHT NOW

2020-01-20 17:10:55 UTC  

!youtube glenn gould commercials for musicamera

2020-01-20 17:11:03 UTC  

@John Brook stop pls

2020-01-20 17:11:07 UTC  

i finally got it

2020-01-20 17:11:15 UTC  

We. Don’t. Care.

2020-01-20 17:11:19 UTC  

too bad

2020-01-20 17:11:31 UTC  

smhmhmhh

2020-01-20 17:11:54 UTC  

Ok cutie

2020-01-20 17:11:59 UTC  
2020-01-20 17:12:16 UTC  

tripp is dead

2020-01-20 17:12:50 UTC  

@John Brook 2 in the pink

2020-01-20 17:12:52 UTC  

1 in the stink

2020-01-20 17:13:05 UTC  

smh

2020-01-20 17:13:08 UTC  

-df 2 in the pink

2020-01-20 17:13:08 UTC  

**2 in the pink**: [Putting] [2 fingers] in a [woman's] vagina
*Did you see that girl last night she was [so drunk] I put 2 in the pink and she [squirted] all over my [couch]*
*(<http://2-in-the-pink.urbanup.com/8318464>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-20 17:13:12 UTC  

-df 1 in the stink

2020-01-20 17:13:12 UTC  

**2 in the pink 1 in the stink**: A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle ([digitus] medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All [three digits] are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some [form of water]/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "[The Show Stopper]."
*Me: "I overheard a college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya bro, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "[That's what I said]! I can't believe all the nasty things people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "[No kidding]."
Me: "I'm going to [try it on] Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."*
*(<http://2-in-the-pink-1-in-the-stink.urbanup.com/10229981>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-20 17:13:17 UTC  

smhmhmhmh

2020-01-20 17:19:26 UTC  

Hadnsn

2020-01-20 17:20:47 UTC  

Cold hands

2020-01-20 17:24:06 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QakSI9BQdOg Tell me that your chords are better than this @JesusHand @Stresbal @benjw

2020-01-20 17:25:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/542037236053442561/668868760861540352/lol46th.png

2020-01-20 17:25:47 UTC  

Smh

2020-01-20 17:28:41 UTC  

Smh

2020-01-20 17:29:23 UTC  

@John Brook You really kissin' that girl like she ain't top me though
Shaquille O'Neal with the haters cause I'm blockin' y'all
Yeah, yeah, that's too much sauce, yeah
Rockin' VLONE when I'm rockin' Off-White
That's too much sauce
Yeah, she smile at me on her teeth with that ice
That's too much sauce
Yeah, smokin' that gas got me high like a kite
Yeah, yeah, too much sauce, yeah, yeah
Diamonds they look like Dasani huh, more like Voss, ayy
Yeah, that boy saw my chain, he said "what's the cost?", ayy
You wanna know the amount? Can you count?

2020-01-20 17:29:49 UTC  

Smh

You have been reported.

I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Discord moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all

* I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge.

Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you’ll be seeing a lot of it.

2020-01-20 17:30:18 UTC  

Ok