Oh no woody is here!

Dirty chad

So, you

I'm baccccck

Wut

Okay then

Go away bad man

How can this be

@Billy bob you are supposed to be dead

Wtf based chad

-df peepee

**peepee**: A *[peepee]* is a term used towards little 4 year Olds , instead of saying " hey you whore , can you [suck my] dick " you can say "[heyes] , suck my peepee"

it can also be said by kids like "MoMmY aDaM kIcKeD mY [pEePeE]"
*[Adam] had a [big peepee] that he let me put in my [bagina]*
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Hm

@Billy bob no porn or you get the chop

😳

I alive

Yo guys wanna know something cool

-df coconut milk

**coconut milk**: female ejaculatory fluid;unlike [cow's] milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or [toffee].Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just [upstream] of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.
*I was licking her [clitoris] when suddenly [without warning] she deposited coconut milk all over [my beard].*
*(<http://coconut-milk.urbanup.com/379834>)* *9 more results*

I’m half you retard @Deleted User

@Billy bob send me as much porn as you want mate

Urban Dictionary is really trying to smash me

-df Coen

**Coen**: The most amazing [man on] Earth. [The bitches] love him and [beg] him to date them and fuck them. Everybody loves a Coen except for jealous douchebags. All the guys wish they were more like him. He is quiet but very funny when you get to know him and gives great sex.
*Guy 1: Dude, I wish I was more like Coen, that guy's a [sexy beast].
Guy 2: Yeah man.
[Guy 1's] girlfriend: [Mmm] I wish he would screw me.*
*(<http://coen.urbanup.com/6992470>)* *9 more results*

K hunny

Everything you say be wrong af lmao

@Tahat I'm like 1/3rd

-df smash

**smash**: 1. The action/process of fucking someone good.
1a. [Hittin' it]
[1b]. [Tappin that ass].
*1. Damn, [Keri] [looks good] [as shit]!..I just wanna smash her!*
*(<http://smash.urbanup.com/169288>)* *9 more results*

OGH

YOU FUCKED IT

You're not that far off from me

NOW YOU MISSED IT

Stfu negroid

Nice

Epic

coen is amazing man

@Deleted User what the fuck is wrong with you

How you a third but not enrolled lmfao