shit flinging contest

http://www.france24.com/en/20180717-four-activists-held-france-escorting-migrants-over-border?ref=tw

benevolent people smugglers

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/07/obama-calls-for-universal-income-in-south-africa-and-he-wonders-why-no-one-takes-him-seriously/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/412190473042657280/469185952590463017/or3qfx5K1cY.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/412190473042657280/469185966804828180/fMNevp-oOjM.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/229309069142392832/469211274132324363/image.jpg

LOL WHAT GAME IS THAT DWARF TELLIN OFF THE ELF FROM

It left out the part where he becomes polite

https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/984030872595783682

Uh wut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfU6NQQ2UUs

https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/1019686611037061122

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/man-who-had-sex-with-horse-said-it-gave-consent-by-winking-at-him/news-story/6afb81210f2311d6fafd003748948fd7

eew

😱

this is a no doot zone

https://i.4cdn.org/co/1531932367418.jpg

<:pepe_material:231607361700233216> constantly getting spam calls and texts

same

i get the funkiest scam texts because i don't have a smartphone

so they come out as garbled nonsense half the time

pick up with "parathreat investigator" or something idk

"Houston Crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em how can i help you?"

infinitely better

do that instead

stole that one from a tumblr post i think

None of them actually say anything

I get calls every couple minutes

It's fucking ridiculous

If I pick up any of them they hang up after a few seconds

I don't even use my phone for anything

Literally just use it to call my mom and dad