Message from @Dr.Wol
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hue huee
I feel offended
good
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A Bishop helps Ripley, Hicks and Newt escape the xenomorphs
yes
A Bishop escapes a trial. Joins another boys choir.
A Bishop is a place where you can buy both things for straight, and gay people
My shirt is still the best.
I want someone to run on a platform of "make america Texan again"
I'm ready for a dance called "The Maga"
Trade America's Goods Again.
Everyone on the floor, let's do the dinosaur.
Oh perfect
done by the chief himself ofc
Now we just need an Obama-drone civilian-dance
wot?
the horror
Lol
Where did we go so wrong to get to this point. A headline "Person says feels no shame for being born a certain way"
we;re in a shift
soon "White Pride" will be the new Black Pride đ
and being proud of being white will become the new warcry of the underdog
damn it, I demanded an Obama drone-civilian dance, go off and find internet memers!
happy now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjST4rcM88s
"[race] is kind of like religion to me, its a good excuse for not getting [to your goal in life]" - Morgan Freeman
I rememberâŚ
The day both of my parents were murdered.
We were leaving the theater, having just seen a Goofy Movie. It was pretty good.
Some sort of criminal came out of nowhere, and said âGive me your wallet, and⌠oh hey, youâre Thomas and Martha Wayne, of WayneCorp. And your little baby Bruce.â
âYeah,â said my dad. âThatâs us.â
âWow. I was just gonna rob you, but like, I think Iâll murder you instead. Bang, ha ha, bang bang, haaa!â
âBlah,â said my dad, spitting up blood and guts and stuff. And my mom was all like âoh no, my pearls, I got shot right in the pearls and theyâre flying everywhereâŚâ
âHey kid,â said the murderer thief, looking directly into my young boy eyes. âDonât even worry about all this. Just like, forget it. Forget everything.â
But I didnât forget. How could I?
Then my dad grabbed my boy arm, and said âBruce, son, please⌠please you must now dedicate your life to beating up poor people. Get all jacked and beefy, dress up like a huge animal and just⌠just kick the shit out of all the poor people in the world.â
âSon, BruceâŚâ said my mom, also grabbing my arm. âPick up every pearl. They went all over the place. Donât lose a single one or I wonât love you when Iâm in heaven. Theyâre expensive, Bruce.â
And then my parents were dead, and Batman was born.