Everyone out there.. sucks.

I wouldn't say everyone sucks

Oh just the age thing? lol

But a lot suck

heck, her personality broke it from step 1 but that wasn't a question 😛

And it's your responsibility as a parent/guardian/older sibling to guide them

Well if you were able to get her alone, you could beat the stupid out of her.

But until she gives you that opportunity, yeah.

Her prerequisites are shite.

I would have banged her but then she opened her mouth lmao

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why did she respond like that

YAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because millennial

Can't people just emote properly?

Because millennial

thats why you gotta fill the mouth, Dan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#metoo

Speaking as a millennial lol

at what level did you guys bail tho? 😛

Oh I'm 5'7.

Question 1

Morally, yes. Question 1.

I think partying is for the birds.

Actually, before Q1 because she mentioned how much she likes to party

Being a partier at 26...

"I like to DRINK"

Oh, do you.

Wow, how interesting

To quote a great man: "SAD!"

Even when COMEDIANS talk about that my eyes glaze over.

Especially Doug Stanhope.

Jim Acosta said sad too

"And I was drinking" Oh WERE YOU

WOOP DEE DOODLE FUCKIN DOO , DOUG

DO YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE.

YOU STUPID LUSH FUCK.

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/PbhEd4b

Okay phew.

For a second I thought that was gonna be a trainwreck.

but then you found marijuana?