Her standards make no sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8yUhUXl-oY

We need to have a pet before a kid. Wtf

Those are not the same thing

I think that scene was meant to show how sad single ladies in their late 20's/ early 30's are

You haven't had a little sister, have you

I do not have a little sister

It gets sadder as time goes, but it's NEVER not annoying.

From the moment it begins

It can fuck right off.. 😨

It also depends how the woman is raised and who her circle of friends are

Mostly depends*

Yeah that's where innocence goes to die.

she ruined it with the age thing

The homogenization of friends they meet in the outside world.

Everyone out there.. sucks.

I wouldn't say everyone sucks

Oh just the age thing? lol

But a lot suck

heck, her personality broke it from step 1 but that wasn't a question 😛

And it's your responsibility as a parent/guardian/older sibling to guide them

Well if you were able to get her alone, you could beat the stupid out of her.

But until she gives you that opportunity, yeah.

Her prerequisites are shite.

I would have banged her but then she opened her mouth lmao

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why did she respond like that

YAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because millennial

Can't people just emote properly?

Because millennial

thats why you gotta fill the mouth, Dan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#metoo

Speaking as a millennial lol

at what level did you guys bail tho? 😛

Oh I'm 5'7.

Question 1

Morally, yes. Question 1.

I think partying is for the birds.

Actually, before Q1 because she mentioned how much she likes to party

Being a partier at 26...