Shes almost 26 and doesn't want kids for the next 7 years

That's crazy

I'm beginning to think that girls think men can gain height the same way they can lose weight.

It's much easier to lose weight than alter your height

o: Yes.

Possible is much easier than impossible.

Well, there's leg extensions

Which sound horrible

Oh I know which proceedure you mean

But not impossible

Her first deal breaker is that you don't like partying

Wtf

At least that involves a choice.

She doesn't want kids until she's 32

I don't begrudge anyone who makes a prerequisite out of a CHOICE.

Good luck trying to find a man at that age. They're all already fathers with other women

I mean I will call her a typical dumb WOOOOO girl.

Her standards make no sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8yUhUXl-oY

We need to have a pet before a kid. Wtf

Those are not the same thing

I think that scene was meant to show how sad single ladies in their late 20's/ early 30's are

You haven't had a little sister, have you

I do not have a little sister

It gets sadder as time goes, but it's NEVER not annoying.

From the moment it begins

It can fuck right off.. 😨

It also depends how the woman is raised and who her circle of friends are

Mostly depends*

Yeah that's where innocence goes to die.

she ruined it with the age thing

The homogenization of friends they meet in the outside world.

Everyone out there.. sucks.

I wouldn't say everyone sucks

Oh just the age thing? lol

But a lot suck

heck, her personality broke it from step 1 but that wasn't a question 😛

And it's your responsibility as a parent/guardian/older sibling to guide them

Well if you were able to get her alone, you could beat the stupid out of her.

But until she gives you that opportunity, yeah.

Her prerequisites are shite.