-df elliot hill

**Elliot**: Elliot is a true master at caring. He teaches how to love and be loved. A man of honour a man of steal. He's as handsome as a Greek God, as strong as diamond, as compassionate as a saint and is as gentle as [a father's] touch. Elliot possesses a magic within to create a vision in the eyes of all, leaving them stunned at how brilliant and perfect Elliot truly is. A leader, a [spirit lifter], a lover, a giver, an Elliot'll leave you speechless with his being, his essence.

Life isn't complete without an Elliot. Once you meet him, he will take your concerns away and replace them with peace, [tranquility] and love. This is the magic that is he. An Elliot brings out the best in everything and everyone he touches, and makes the world simply a better place to be.

An Elliot will render your [dark days] with light,
An Elliot will give a selfless comfort to make all things
bright.
He will bring the moon to where the sun lies.
In a heart beat he can turn a sunset into a sun rise.
An Elliot is someone who gives the gift of love,
and from that day onwards he will be your all, beyond and above.
An Elliot will give a strength a hope,
Taking your hand and helping all [cope].
An inspiration a muse
Once Elliot touches a heart, it can't ever refuse.

An Elliot is to create a phenomenon in which a delicate blend of awesomeness, love, compassion, [humility], inner an [outer beauty], charisma, charity, strength, passion, security and wonder merge to create the amazement that he will forever be
*[A magician] of his nature, my [companion], can only be an Elliot.

What an amazing man... the love heart link was for you, [darling] Elliot.

Awesomeness of this kind, can only be an Elliot.

A man loved dearly, he is Elliot.*
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-df allah

**Allah**: The [Arabic] word for [God]. Not only the [Islamic] God, but any God.
*[Oh] Allah [help me].*
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-df allah Akbar

-df John

**Allah Akbar**: Last thing u hear after Mrs [frizzle] "accidentally" crashes [the magic school bus] into [the twin] towers
*[HOLLY] $[HIT] *[ALLAH AKBAR]*!!!!*
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**John**: John is infinite and multi-faceted. He is generally a level headed person but when he comes [under pressure] and is compelled to make a decision thats when things get [vexed].

John is tall has brown hair and a tan, perfect skin and blue/green eyes that hold many secrets. John has great legs and nice muscles. John is a kind compassonate individual. He is a man of complete integrity and [exemplary] manners. He is a man of little words, believing that his actions will speak louder than words. He has a dynamic [work ethic]. He is strong, handsome, sexy and beautiful. He is intelligent, funny, loyal, trustworthy, full of charisma, loving, teasing, sweet and thoughtful.

John always likes to plan and think ahead for the most part. John strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, [observant] and loves his family.

He leads a very intense life and proves himself [hardy] in doing so.

A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings.

John has a playful side to him when he feels [at ease] with someone that he befriends. He can then be a total [goof]! Once you befriend John he will be your friend for life. He is loved more than he'll ever realize.

John is simply like the Heavens above, SUPREME BLISS.

Tender Kisses
*[Joyce]: "Why are you [smiling]?"

Girl : " I'm smiling because I have [a John] in my life."*
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-df STOP BOT

**bot-bot**: Austrialian slang for [bottom], [ass] or a person you [refer] as ass.
*Those [young] bot-bots [make me] [mad]!*
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-df SHUT UPPPP

**shut**: the only [possible] [response] to [no u]
*1: [Ur mum] tripel [gey]
2: [no u]
1: shut*
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-df Allahu akbar

**allahu akbar**: Literally "God is great" in Arabic. Nice thought, however...

what is said by people [beheading] [hogtied] victims "in the name of God"

or what is said by someone in a [carbomb] seconds before he fires it off in a crowded marketplace.
*"Wait for that grandmother with her three cute [grandkids] gets a bit closer"

"[ALLAHU AKBAR]!!!"

KA-BLAM!!! ... screams, [wailing], etc*
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-df Ching

**Ching**: [Slang] in [London] for [stabbing] someone
*‘Yo bro [come we] go lurk for that west batty boy that violated earlier’

‘Bmt I’ll ching him down [in the mains] I don’t [give a toss]’

‘*
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-df pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

**pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis**: An inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic [grains] of certain types of rock.

*NOTE* This word was actually coined in a deliberate attempt to be [the longest word] in the english language, although you would be [hard-pressed] to find it in the language dictionary as it is a medical/scientific term.
*"Dude, now that I've learned how to spell [antidisestablishmentarianism], what am I going to do to make people think [I'm smart]?"

"Quiet man, I'm trying to name this condition we discovered today. Its an inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic [grains] of certain types of rock."

"Hey, I smell opportunity! How long could we make this word?"

"Pretty long...I suppose we could stretch it to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"*
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-df skeng

**skeng**: 1. A [weapon of choice]
2. [Whatever] you want it to [mean]
*[Jay]: t oiiiiii dropping [bare] skengs stilllll
[Romell]: oiiiiiiiiiiii*
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-df hong kong

**hong kong**: A [high tech] ghetto, Hong Kong is the best place in Asia. Home of tall buildings, neon, and pirates. Also a great place to pick up cheap anime dvds...

Hong Kong is a living example of [Gibson's] [cyberpunk] future.
*"If you think [Japan] is good, wait [till] you see [Hong Kong]"*
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-df bing bong

**Bing Bong**: Bing Bong was a "term" used by President [Donald Trump] during one of his political speeches in order to [get elected]. Unfortunately the only thing is "term" [accomplished] was the creation of a meme, which has now seemed to have died off.
*[Donald Trump]: [Bing Bing] Bing Bong
Audience: *[Applause]**
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"ghetto"

Aha

-df ghetto

**ghetto**: When someone is to be described as "ghetto" - it is used to describe that persons STATE OF MIND. "Ghetto" can be both a noun and an adjective. So, in this case, it is used as an adjective where [white and Asian people] can be just as "ghetto" as black people. Normally, this results from the poor living and upbringing conditions. "Ghetto" is a derogatory term used towards individuals who lack the standards of manners and ethics.

For some reason, "ghetto" is normally directed towards black individuals. However, it is believed and has been proven that other individuals of a different color can and have acted just as poorly.

"Ghetto" is [NOT black] or [being black]. "Ghetto" is how an individual looks at the world and acts accordingly to the "ghetto" belief. "Ghetto" is how one presents themselves in how they dress, act, and speak that acquires itself from the poor conditionings of a "ghetto" (ref. ghetto-.noun) up-bringing.
*That girl/boy is [ghetto].

Why is she/he so ghetto?

That ghetto [bit]*h needs to [chill].

That ghetto bit*h needs to chill with all that [ghETto] tYpE.*
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"pirates"

"cheap anime dvds"

what the fuck

What u quoting

Hongkong scares me

i havent seen a single cheap anime dvd

Ah Hong Kong

lol dont be scared

-df set

**set**: 1. Group of people, usually gang affiliated, for a particular neighborhood.
2. In skateboarding, [rollerblading], or similar sports, a set of stairs in which to perform a trick over.
3. In reference to a pair of women's breasts.
4. Another term for "ready."
5. In reference to a [syringe] or needle for drugs, particularly in the [Tri-state area].
6. A drug spot, particularly in cities, where drug dealing is notorious and well organized.
7. In reference to someone's house.
8. A pair.
*1. J-Rollz is from the 19th St. Crip set.
2. "Yo did you see the video of me doin' that 10-set at the park?!"
3. "Oh shit look at that bitch's set!"
4. "Hey Rick, are you [all set]?"
5. "I ain't doin' any of this dope until I find me a set."
6. "I'm goin' to hit [the Grove] St. [wet set]."
7. "You wanna head to my set?"
8. "I need to buy this set of socks."*
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its not how it looks on the news

-df shit

**shit**: 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.

The Shit List:

The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

[The Clean Shit]
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

[The Wet Shit]
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your [Nose Shit]
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.

The [Lincoln Log] Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "[Power Dump]". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender [poop-chute].

The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.