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Kobeeee
-df shit
The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
[The Aftershock] Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The "[Honeymoon's Over]" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
[The Groaner]
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
[The Floater]
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
[The Peek-A-Boo] Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.
[The Snake Charmer]
A long [skinny shit] which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the [Drinker's] Shit.
The Back-To-Nature Shit
This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.
[Premeditated Shit]
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
[Shitzopherenia]
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
[Energizer] Vs. [Duracell] Shit
Also known as a "Still Going" shit.
[The Power Dump] Shit
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
The [Liquid Plumber] Shit
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)
[The Spinal Tap] Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
The Porridge Shit
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
When you drop lots of cute, little [round ones] that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
Also sometimes referred to as "The [Toxic Dump]". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last [cling-on] to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
*"[AW SHIT]"
"I [have to] [take a shit]"*
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and not stres either
not me now
Sure mate
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Can't @HM - King of UK + Commonwealth just take over doolittle's ops
Can darvey mute?
no
no
LOL
Spam it then
Lol
NO
angie is online tho...
Grand emperor charles never talks in here
no
no spam
@angie!! morning geezer
just shut the fuck up
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it crashes the server sometimes
-df longest definition
**longest definition**: At 65,535 characters, [cut and paste] has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are [shizot], [stephen palgrave], perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.
*[Who is] [Stephen Palgrave]?*
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@angie!! morning beautiful
@Jimmy Brooks do it
no balls
@Deleted User shut up
-df shizot
**shizot**: [kick ass], [awesome]
*That [party] was the shizot! ([slang])*
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Do it
What’s happening
buenos dias @Arthur Shelby
-df The Longest Definition On Urbandictionary
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain [unalienable Rights], that among these are Life, Liberty and the [pursuit of Happiness].--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to [abolish it], and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. [Prudence], indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath [shewn], that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute [Despotism], it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his [Assent] to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the [public good].
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He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to [harrass] our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a [jurisdiction] foreign to our constitution, and [unacknowledged] by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For [Quartering] large bodies of armed troops among us: