Message from @JesusHand

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2020-01-31 01:32:57 UTC  

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-31 01:33:06 UTC  

-df poop

2020-01-31 01:33:06 UTC  

**poop**: Well all these here definitions are pretty accurate but there's one other that I hadn't seen on here.

CLIFF BAR poop: This rather unpleasant form of poop occurs only when you eat a whole [chunky peanut butter] cliff bar without washing it down with any water. First it will sit in your stomach like a brick for several days, until finally, you [stomach's] hydrochloric acids have corroded it enough to where it can painfully squeeze through your intestines. After it has spent several more days stuck in your large intestine, fermenting, and causing blockage, it will finally have to be expelled. The crap itself has undigested peanut lumps, and partially corroded peanut butter, whose sharp, rough edges [eat away at] the soft tissue that is your butthole. After the bar is fully pushed away, the crap that has been blocked for days (which has also fermented) all spills out like minestrone soup. The overall odor is so intoxicating that it often corrodes nasal passages, fogs [up the house], and causes the wallpaper in the bathroom to begin peeling off. You will need heavy air freshener and disinfectants to cure the smell.

So drink water if you eat a Cliff Bar.
*[I cant] put an example for this poop, you have to [experience] it to [comprehend] it.*
*(<http://poop.urbanup.com/4142322>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-31 01:33:10 UTC  

It's the only reason why government has to speak French and english

2020-01-31 01:33:20 UTC  

quebec should secede

2020-01-31 01:33:39 UTC  

You should learn to read and write

2020-01-31 01:33:41 UTC  

send them to france

2020-01-31 01:34:10 UTC  

vive la quebec

2020-01-31 01:37:11 UTC  

iuhyt

2020-01-31 01:37:11 UTC  

cyhu

2020-01-31 01:37:14 UTC  

tydg

2020-01-31 01:39:47 UTC  
2020-01-31 01:39:48 UTC  

⚠ Warned `Monsieur Ruisseau#9628`

2020-01-31 01:39:59 UTC  

I wish they seperated

2020-01-31 01:40:06 UTC  

Then they would be economically starved

2020-01-31 01:40:11 UTC  

And the French would get what they deserve

2020-01-31 01:40:42 UTC  

-df jesus hand

2020-01-31 01:40:43 UTC  

**Jesus Hand**: When you have a sore in the middle of your hand. Either from a [blister] or [a cut], in place where jesus got [nailed to the cross].
*'man all this [screwing] has [given] me [a jesus] hand'.*
*(<http://jesus-hand.urbanup.com/5825983>)* *9 more results*

2020-01-31 01:40:54 UTC  

Good luck paying for all that free university without the resources of western Canada

2020-01-31 01:41:05 UTC  

No space retard

2020-01-31 01:41:17 UTC  

the dems dont get it, united states cant have healthcare because they police the world

2020-01-31 01:41:27 UTC  

its one or the other

2020-01-31 01:41:31 UTC  

@Dr.Cosby right, buddy?

2020-01-31 01:41:44 UTC  

Well universal healthcare works everywhere else

2020-01-31 01:41:50 UTC  

In developed nations

2020-01-31 01:41:56 UTC  

the united states is the one country with the largest army and who polices the world

2020-01-31 01:42:01 UTC  

therefore it won't work

2020-01-31 01:42:10 UTC  

not every country is America

2020-01-31 01:42:11 UTC  

Uh idk how you jump to that conclusion

2020-01-31 01:42:22 UTC  

taxes will be too high if we do

2020-01-31 01:42:23 UTC  

smh

2020-01-31 01:42:34 UTC  

muh taxes

2020-01-31 01:42:38 UTC  

Maybe start cutting into the corporate taxes

2020-01-31 01:42:45 UTC  

And stop letting companies fuck you over

2020-01-31 01:42:45 UTC  

smh

2020-01-31 01:42:51 UTC  

American government is literally bending over

2020-01-31 01:42:57 UTC  

To amazon and other corps

2020-01-31 01:42:59 UTC  

It’s sad

2020-01-31 01:43:07 UTC  

imma open a new incognito brb

2020-01-31 01:49:03 UTC  

Depends