any subject will do

Ah...

I feel like a dolt...

Dont worry, this is all useless information and practice that will never help you in life

I can't help feel like you are being sarcastic with that profile picture.

Putting me down in some way.

i mean

its hard not to

I live in SoCal and this is how we talk

I live in Oklahoma. We are used to being friendly towards each other, we notice real quick when someone is being rude. It is hard to not notice.

that adorable

being too nice makes you a weirdo here

*Gives you a weary look.*

I would so freaking weary of you... like watching you like a hawk and wearing body armor.

Im harmless

mostly

No offense, I would have trouble discerning when you are being harmless and when you are not.

Even harder when I am hard of hearing.

I would be oblivious.

OH NO

you'll never catch me alive

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQVE2e3u8o>

https://i.imgur.com/s9doVZf.png

*Whistles as he walks over to the corner.*

This is that C&H comic now.

I think I have a problem...

I let people walk all over me all the time... I can't stop being kind to others. Does that make me a Sadist?

Lmao

The problem with that fly is that it's the wrong angle.

If you're looking dead at the monitor its impossible to fall for it

no

well mark,if you enjoy getting stopped on then ur a masochist

Oh... I don't enjoy getting stepped on. But I can't speak up when it happens. :\