I would be oblivious.

OH NO

you'll never catch me alive

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQVE2e3u8o>

https://i.imgur.com/s9doVZf.png

*Whistles as he walks over to the corner.*

This is that C&H comic now.

I think I have a problem...

I let people walk all over me all the time... I can't stop being kind to others. Does that make me a Sadist?

Lmao

The problem with that fly is that it's the wrong angle.

If you're looking dead at the monitor its impossible to fall for it

no

well mark,if you enjoy getting stopped on then ur a masochist

Oh... I don't enjoy getting stepped on. But I can't speak up when it happens. :\

Well be more assertive

And I always attract people who enjoy being dominate... :\

Even though I don't like that shit.

*Shivers at his ex's.*

lel

I have a friend who is really into pushy fictional girls

I have no idea if he'd prefer the real thing.

I doubt he would.

That shit hurts... -_-

Like seriously hurts.

Vada in My Girl was pushy to Thomas J.

It was cute though.

Kills the mood, then they demean you because of that. I am actually scared of women now... because of that.

goth girl is best girl

That's one of the only movies out there that lets boys relate with girls that I can think of.

well slap them when they're literally asking for it

But that will turn them on even more.

-_-