*Gives you a weary look.*

I would so freaking weary of you... like watching you like a hawk and wearing body armor.

Im harmless

mostly

No offense, I would have trouble discerning when you are being harmless and when you are not.

Even harder when I am hard of hearing.

I would be oblivious.

OH NO

you'll never catch me alive

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAQVE2e3u8o>

https://i.imgur.com/s9doVZf.png

*Whistles as he walks over to the corner.*

This is that C&H comic now.

I think I have a problem...

I let people walk all over me all the time... I can't stop being kind to others. Does that make me a Sadist?

Lmao

The problem with that fly is that it's the wrong angle.

If you're looking dead at the monitor its impossible to fall for it

no

well mark,if you enjoy getting stopped on then ur a masochist

Oh... I don't enjoy getting stepped on. But I can't speak up when it happens. :\

Well be more assertive

And I always attract people who enjoy being dominate... :\

Even though I don't like that shit.

*Shivers at his ex's.*

lel

I have a friend who is really into pushy fictional girls

I have no idea if he'd prefer the real thing.

I doubt he would.

That shit hurts... -_-

Like seriously hurts.

Vada in My Girl was pushy to Thomas J.

It was cute though.