Good one!

Peace was never an option

I see the Emu wars have kicked off again. How badly have the bird beat the Government this time?

Kavanaugh has another accuser. If more people come forward with reliable stories, the far left is going to get a huge ego boost because they'll be convinced this is proof that you should always believe women, and any time we say "this accusation has no evidence," they'll just point to this and say "believe women"

Fuck life

This time, there will be multiple human casualties for the emu war

Kavanaugh raped me when I was 12

"Kavanaugh raped me while I was in my mother's womb!" ?

A Kävanaügh once bit my sister.

Good reference.

french prostitutes

https://youtu.be/zOnLL5kYOoA

anime didnt make me gay

what fuckoff

no mom

Yeah, it just made me want to fuck dudes in skirts

Visiting Houston today.

Ooo
I went there once. Got to see the Astros play when Clemens was still around. And Lights Out Lidge too. He left the lights on at that game though

i went to reno once

slept at the airport

nice security guards there

...sadly worst automotive event of my life, only race i regret participating in

https://scontent.fbkl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42461355_2162103090731566_1109874902824910848_n.png?_nc_cat=1&oh=2538a592e8702823bfd0a50c8273b85c&oe=5C2293C9

https://www.facebook.com/derekmke/videos/2184315585177121/

Yeah, I saw that footage of a police dude tackling that dud a short while back. Somebody on /r/cringeanarchy posted an unverifiable story that this a guy is an ANTIFA.

well point is

guy with soyballs tries to fuck with a cop and gets crushed

cop clearly done with peoples shit for the day

Apparently people who lived in this area said the police has to regularly deal with drunkards.

https://youtu.be/fxb6yzOYF_Q

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407984239229796372/493877472631193601/bowsette_goomba_mario_and_princess_peach_mario_series_new_super_mario_bros_u_deluxe_and_super_mario_.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407984239229796372/493877481519185950/bowsette_goomba_koopa_clown_car_koopa_troopa_piranha_plant_and_others_mario_series_new_super_mario_b.png

I don't understand

Bowser turned themselves in a girl with the peachhete power up, Princess Peach now likes them because they are a girl, they bang.

god i wish that were me

Who wouldn’t want to be turned into a beautiful woman& then have sex with peach?

damn squirrels fucking with my cell phone reception: https://twitter.com/TheScaryNature/status/1044087089862770688

That poor squirrel losing all his hard work.

Man there are going to be so many starving squirrels...