Cow & chicken had a "carpet munching biking gang", etc.

So sometime, after Ren & Stimpy, something happened to make it not okay to imply your two main characters are buttfucking

i remember dare

that campaign fell flat on its face after being used for 15+ years

@propyne yeah. the Fatties gang

Dare? You mean emergence? Or something else?

D.A.R.E. was a american anti-drug program with good intentions, cops came into schools and educated kids about drugs to keep them off drugs, but it backfired for probably a bunch of various reasons.

Ahh, had no idea

You sick motherfucker

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/307235032362385408/495258301441769502/image-19.jpg?width=627&height=627

So my buddy is a cop, he just texted me, he is on his third Lesbian Domestic Violence call in two days!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLgIThshXd4

pics or it didn't happen

I mean, I believe lesbians hit each other (nearly) as much as men hit their wives, with the data I've seen the split between men and women initiating domestic abuse the ratio is only 60/40 leaning towards men, and lesbians are far from "usual women"

but why did your buddy get assigned 3 lesbian cases in two days? That can't be pure chance, unless he was assigned 100+ cases in those two days

maybe he lives in a very liberal city

where all the straight people have been mostly scared away with threats of violence

Studies published in the Advocate, state that Lesbian Same Sex relationship are twice as likely to have domestic violence than a heterosexual couple.

yes but why?

the easy conclusion would be "lesbians are more violent"

but I'm not prepared to go there, so I give them the benefit of the doubt

Some people cite the study and claim that women are will incite a fight more readily

Add on to it the same study found man on man Same Sex couples are half as likely as heterosexual couples to have domestic violence

wew

I was gonna say "since correlation does not imply causation, it COULD be "lesbians are **OPPRESSED** and therefore are more likely to lash out against anything, including their partner"

but like... if what you're saying is true (fuck it, am getting drunk, so I'm assuming it is) the only conclusion I can draw is that **women** cause violence because they fucking **beg** for it

wew

am I edge yet?

*dips fedora*

that came out WAY too harsh I think

Honestly I am not drawing conclusions, others have drawn that

but like... IMO correlation does not imply causation and we already know the split in the general population is like 60/40 men/women initiating domestic violence against their partner. Worrying about lesbians being violent as fuck and gays being extremely non-violent doesn't seem really meaningful, since both lesbians and gays are such a tiny margin of our society seen as a whole

in your opinion?

thats not an opinion, its fact. correlation =/= causation

sitting in front of a TV does not make you fat even if a lot of poeple who watch way too much TV are fat.

I'm drunk, or will be soon, depending on your metrics, so please bear with me and continue calling me out when I make an error like that. I started writing one thought and finished with another

happens