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-df gya
**GYA**: GOT [YO ASS]! The act of making someone look [stupid], or proving them [wrong].
*DAVE: [Dan], are you gay?
[DAN]: No..
DAVE: Why are you kissing a guy in this picture?
DAN: ....
DAVE: GOT [YO ASS]!
CHRIS: You just got [GYA'd] [dan]!*
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-df gay
**Gay**: (a) Able to [sit] nearer than [five] feet away from one’s bro in a [hot tub]
*“Two broooos, [chillin]’ in a [hot tub], [five feet apart], ‘cause they’re not gay”*
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-df trump
**trump**: (noun)the Japanese word for [playing cards]. Used either by [Wapanese] [speakers] or in Japan.
*wapanese_nerd: wanna [come over] and play trump?
inuyasha9182:sure! i've got new [naruto] based [cards]*
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-df poop
**Poop**: [Excretion] from the [anal cavity]. [See below] for examples.
*[GHOST Poop]: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
[CLEAN Poop]: The kind where you [Poop it out], see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
[WET Poop]: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
[LINCOLN LOG] Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
[WET CHEEKS] Poop: ([The Power Dump]). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
[MEXICAN Poop]:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a
Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. *
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-df pee
**pee**: the little tinkeling sensation...either, on the toilet, [in your pants], on a rock, in [a bush], on someone else, in a cup/pot, in the shower, and the main place...POOL
*it is yellow or sometimes clear.
*very warm
*[sour]
*smelly
*[look in] [ur] [toilet]....*
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-df ur mum
**ur mum**: The [insult] of all insults. When you're [stuck] and have [nothing] to say, just say 'ur mum'.
*"This [pizza] is still [warm]"
"[Ur mum's] pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".*
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