well thats entirely different

9 in dog years is like, 50.

who knows about bat years

humans develop/mature absurdly slow compared to most other mamals

the whole `dog years` `cat years` thing doesn't really make much sense to me

I’d fuck a girl if she could transform into animals

Same thing, right?

r/shitTimsFansSay

make sure you put newspaper down first

you filthy degenerate

Oh you right

16 is not prepubescent, unless they have some kind of condition.

oh just read further back in the discussion

just

japan

why?

either those two nukes were too much

or not enough

and i'm really starting to think it's the latter

Is it No Context time?

I think it's No Context time

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwaHVN4XcAAdqyZ.jpg

yeah we've got secret nazi bunkers over here generating earthquakes in an attempt to drop Portland into the ocean

FIRST THE CLOUD PEOPLE NOW THIS?

NAZI MOLES CONFIRMED

cursed_earthquakes

ASSOCIATED PRESS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rest of article incoming

"fuck white people and their *shuffles deck* safety warnings"