Message from @Undead Mockingbird
Discord ID: 540335453291937792
wow surprisingly relevant username
Polar bears are bad so
Oh lol it's oh yeah yeah but I changed my name
Polar bears can melt so they aren't real bears
FACT
Bears eat beets!
Which bear is best?
False. Grizzy bear. Jim was wrong
Poor iPad.
It is an apple product
I don't like destroying things that were so hard to build.
It desirves it
Snap assembled by chinese slaves?
It took us so much research to produce them.
There are millions of tiny transistors
it just makes me sad
Imagine how long it took to evolve any multicelular creature on the planet.
Be sad at everything
Everything
I mean we have a lot of spare ones.
spare people?
Yes
in india perhaps
I mean just look at new york
you sound like mengele
i bet you used to be a nazi doctor in your previous life
ipads are like black people to you
you want to touch them and rub your greasy fingers all over them
don't you?
I have the urge to make a lampshade out of ipads.
QED
nice try
not on mobile
?
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