Magners?

Irish cider

Oh?

But I hardly ever drink so it is a mute point.

After the midterms one of two things are going to happen: 1. I'm gonna smoke a BIG bowl and watch the world burn or 2. Start getting ready for a war.

Aren't they the same?

When we get to whiskey I can get “religious” 🥃

I've had more to drink in the past two years than in the rest of my life combined...and I'm 47 years old

https://www.totalwine.com/media/sys_master/twmmedia/h45/hb8/8820659486750.png

lol, an Irish believer!

Hmmm, I'll look into it, Grenade

I'm like 50ish % Irish.

Idk if I can claim real 50 since my mom was born here but to two Irish immigrants

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ~Dr Benjamin Franklin (my fave founding father)

Although I think I have enough to claim Irish citizenship

My father's side isn't, but my mother's side are all New England Irish Catholics. We traced everyone back to the islands

I'm 100% American mongrel. Nothing more or less than a mutt. On my dad's side at least. on my mom's side I can trace Virginian ancestry back to the 1640's.

I'm a good portion Scottish on my dad's side

Grandfather used to go to a local highland games

I have worn a kilt

Kilts are sexy 😊

One of the ancestors was a British Tax Collector in Ireland, he had to leave the country when the Crown sent someone to look over the records and found many of the dead people were still alive.

My GF thinks so

Your GF is a wise woman

She also loves the Irish

I have had way too many people try to lift my kilt.

She wants me to wear a kilt for our wedding (which will be some time after I finally get the money for a ring)

And more than a few clearly underaged girls ask what's underneigth

And I killed the conversation.

Wise man

Lmao

"what's under there"
"A felony"

You should put a spring loaded knife under your kilt so when people lift it they get shived

The sound track to this convo, The Drunk Scotsman <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM>

I kinda want an older style kilt. The classic full dress ones.

@4AM_critter 🐉 yes

"Whats under my kilt? Well this big pin here on the bottom is ment to keep it from flipping up in a wind so I keep my modesty. Have a nice day girls."

@DrWittMDPhD I was thinking the Strapon cannon from "From Dusk til Dawn"

That sounds like an anime, which his degenerate.

From dusk til dawn is a western movie about criminals and hostages that accidentally stop at a place overrun by vampires

Phew, dodged a bullet there