Message from @Grenade123

Discord ID: 506214469614043166


2018-10-28 21:11:39 UTC  

One of the things i like about the PNW is that we have more microbreweries and cideries than anywhere else in the US to my understanding

2018-10-28 21:11:47 UTC  

I'm a disgrace to my Irish heritage

2018-10-28 21:12:06 UTC  

When I do drink, it is only Whiskey Neats.

2018-10-28 21:12:07 UTC  

I know when I go elsewhere all I can find is Angry Orchard which is to cider what Bud is to beer

2018-10-28 21:12:32 UTC  

You and my wife would get along, @Khanclansith

2018-10-28 21:12:48 UTC  

I prefer magners

2018-10-28 21:13:05 UTC  

Magners?

2018-10-28 21:13:09 UTC  

Irish cider

2018-10-28 21:13:14 UTC  

Oh?

2018-10-28 21:13:15 UTC  

But I hardly ever drink so it is a mute point.

2018-10-28 21:13:18 UTC  

After the midterms one of two things are going to happen: 1. I'm gonna smoke a BIG bowl and watch the world burn or 2. Start getting ready for a war.

2018-10-28 21:13:47 UTC  

Aren't they the same?

2018-10-28 21:13:53 UTC  

When we get to whiskey I can get โ€œreligiousโ€ ๐Ÿฅƒ

2018-10-28 21:14:06 UTC  

I've had more to drink in the past two years than in the rest of my life combined...and I'm 47 years old

2018-10-28 21:14:20 UTC  

lol, an Irish believer!

2018-10-28 21:14:42 UTC  

Hmmm, I'll look into it, Grenade

2018-10-28 21:14:51 UTC  

I'm like 50ish % Irish.

2018-10-28 21:15:13 UTC  

Idk if I can claim real 50 since my mom was born here but to two Irish immigrants

2018-10-28 21:15:25 UTC  

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ~Dr Benjamin Franklin (my fave founding father)

2018-10-28 21:15:34 UTC  

Although I think I have enough to claim Irish citizenship

2018-10-28 21:15:38 UTC  

My father's side isn't, but my mother's side are all New England Irish Catholics. We traced everyone back to the islands

2018-10-28 21:16:22 UTC  

I'm 100% American mongrel. Nothing more or less than a mutt. On my dad's side at least. on my mom's side I can trace Virginian ancestry back to the 1640's.

2018-10-28 21:16:25 UTC  

I'm a good portion Scottish on my dad's side

2018-10-28 21:16:58 UTC  

Grandfather used to go to a local highland games

2018-10-28 21:17:03 UTC  

I have worn a kilt

2018-10-28 21:17:57 UTC  

Kilts are sexy ๐Ÿ˜Š

2018-10-28 21:18:03 UTC  

One of the ancestors was a British Tax Collector in Ireland, he had to leave the country when the Crown sent someone to look over the records and found many of the dead people were still alive.

2018-10-28 21:18:11 UTC  

My GF thinks so

2018-10-28 21:18:21 UTC  

Your GF is a wise woman

2018-10-28 21:18:55 UTC  

She also loves the Irish

2018-10-28 21:19:22 UTC  

I have had way too many people try to lift my kilt.

2018-10-28 21:19:55 UTC  

She wants me to wear a kilt for our wedding (which will be some time after I finally get the money for a ring)

2018-10-28 21:19:58 UTC  

And more than a few clearly underaged girls ask what's underneigth

2018-10-28 21:21:43 UTC  

And I killed the conversation.

2018-10-28 21:21:55 UTC  

Wise man

2018-10-28 21:21:55 UTC  

Lmao

2018-10-28 21:22:14 UTC  

"what's under there"
"A felony"

2018-10-28 21:22:26 UTC  

You should put a spring loaded knife under your kilt so when people lift it they get shived

2018-10-28 21:22:49 UTC  

The sound track to this convo, The Drunk Scotsman <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM>

2018-10-28 21:23:04 UTC  

I kinda want an older style kilt. The classic full dress ones.