Early one morning while I was shoving a dildo up my ass and
took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that loving dildo beneath my head
Got up next morning and I grabbed that dildo
Took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico
Late in the hot joints taking the viagra
In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said, "Willy Lee, your name is not Dildo Brown
You're the dirty hack that shot your woman down"
"Yes, oh yes, my name is Willy Lee
If you've got the warrant just a-read it to me
Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her dildo but she had five more."
