yeah but that's micro evolution

uranus, HAAAA

at the bottom of the ocean theres a salt ocean

(playing devil's advocate)

you can't make a bacteria grow legs

its called twitch actually

oh and there are gaps in fossils that claim to prove evolution

yes, but it still proves evolution, to declare it as "you can just spout legs" is just as useless an argument as "okay, make god appear and do a silly dance"

they were probably just birth defects

and they cherry picked the fossils to prove the scientist narritive

and you can't prove god doesn't exist

checkmate, atheists

yes but the creationists are just like the modern progressive left

despite evidence to the contrary they'll still push their narrative forward

fossils were placed there by satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RngtRPMinG8
anyone interested in the brine pool of death

Satan's a cool dude, what's wrong with that?

satan warshippers are bringing negative energy into our world and causing corruption and death

also, we covered that, god can't exist because its a logical paradox

If he exists, how did he came to be, and then what created him
if he just "always was" why is that a more sound theory than an existance in which our universe would come to be is one

they all just want to cull humanity again

god existing disproves himself

*tips fedora*

I mean hindus dont believe in that paradox god

they meditate until their souls become new vessels to travel space with

although i find that to be a more working belief,

most hindus are from India in which 50% of the population can't afford a toilet and result to pooping in the street, so theres that 😛

probably why they want to live in their souls instead

my point exactly

they got the himalayas tho

true, but thats filled with the skeletons of "hold my beer" western mountain climbers

I find meditating on a skeleton mountain to be pretty good for soul cultivation

it will atleast guarantee company when you finally do experience nirvana

I want to climb those mountains and put "hold my beer" signs on all the skeletons now.

just suggest it to a person who you know will say "hold my beer" and try it

all you gotta do is staple a "hold my beer" sign to his back before he leaves

if astral beings exist, how come they dont have instagram accounts?

prolly worried about being yelled at by astral justice warriors saying they're commiting astral appropriation

see this is why freedom of speech is important, broadly ripping on random groups of people is fun 😛

The far left is a product of MSM taking the internet too seriously.

I wish i could pinpoint when normies first looked inside the internet and went *oh no, this cant be*

And tumblr existing

you'd think they'd know better

internet messages are pretty much like how grafitti used to be like

bitch its been like that since before I was 8