Message from @Shaun Wallace
Discord ID: 622203628077449237
The Clarksons? Yes i do believe i've heard of you, and your father, and if i remember correctly my father told me stories of adventures with your father inn which he describes him as a great pillock, buffoon and rather large cock of a man who was giant in every way other than in between the sheets. As a member of the Clarkson family i trust you know of the Hammonds? are families have been at war for years until now, however thanks to you we have found common ground with a new enemy ... The Clarksons. I hope you believe in god because you are ghoping to need a miracle to survive the coming storm 🙂
my dearest of countrymen, i must inform you of a serious miscalculation you have made - for yes, indeed, the wrath of the Hammonds betray their statue, and are regarded as rather giant in size, the May’s are the slowest men on earth... and the biggest mistake you have made thus far is ignoring my ally - a man known only as Stiggus Maximus
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GG @Shaun Wallace, you just advanced to level 2!
Ah how could i forget about the Stiggus Maximus, he certainly is the one man who has the power to change the tide of the war and you would be right in thinking your victory is all but assured that is if we were forgetting Stiggus's estranged family... Any idea who i am talking about. Ding Ding Ding correct answer, my friend i take your Stiggus Maximus and raise you 3 of Stiggus's cousins. American Stiggus famed for being even larger than your father, Japanese Stiggus renowned for his swordsmanship and perhaps the most overlooked of them all Baby Stiggus who could charm the boots off of an eskimo in a snowstorm. Did this wipe the smirk off your smug face @nigahiga
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oh ho ho ho ho ho... i can assure you your failed attempt at intimidation gave me quite the chuckle! my father punched someone, losing his position. so i would not test the mighty fury of the clarksons my chum or bring down the wrath of a thousand gods upon thine home
@Cobra Commander This smug bastard is eating a bowl of I told you so
who says "oh ho ho ho"
i do dear chum
besides santa
oh
creepy
Aight <:laugh:583238348077006869>
creepy? creepy is hiding in a bush 12 feet away from a school... oh ho ho ho is JOLLY!!! i am a jolly brit my friend
what is jolly about a brit?
A Clarkson is only worth as much as his weight in gold and while your father is a large man i assure you he is full of hot air rendering his value obsolete
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I don't speak bullshit
you speak shite my dearest friend.. you speak the highest degree baloney
the only thing that is baloney is your pride
what is that profile picture my dearest man?
it is schroedner
As you can see your words fall on deaf ears i have many here who support me who supports you @nigahiga
no one knows who you are
you are a level one so you have not been here long
unless if you are using an alt
@Katze Miaulitzer im sure your room has quite the stench of semen
alt
lol it actualy has quite the stench of old books
and sheet music
lol you live in library
I do have a bookshelf
now get your bullshit speak outta here
so what you’re telling me is ur a pseudo intellectual who reads 2 ‘books’ a year or is it gay manga
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I love reading books
They are fun
No doubt these "old books" are doused in your semen