Message from LOLTRON in Subverse #newsroom


2018-07-03 09:40:24 UTC  

but I find it hard to believe that they're not finding any knives whatsoever in those pictures.

2018-07-03 09:41:45 UTC  

Why isn't intent a thing, when it comes to those searches and seizures? Is that factored in?

2018-07-03 09:42:43 UTC  

Uhh.. Who's getting stabbed with a bike tire?

2018-07-03 09:42:54 UTC  

lolwut

2018-07-03 09:43:11 UTC  

Is there a Speight of bike tire stabbings I haven't seen?

2018-07-03 09:43:13 UTC  

aperently somone did

2018-07-03 09:43:51 UTC  

ROFLMAO

2018-07-03 09:44:43 UTC  

i thought the wood file in the previous picture was bad, but bicycle wheel takes the cake

2018-07-03 09:45:16 UTC  

Not by force, obviously..

2018-07-03 09:45:45 UTC  

centrifugal force

2018-07-03 09:45:52 UTC  

Is that green thing a jerry can?

2018-07-03 09:46:12 UTC  

See, THIS is the sort of shit I'm talking about!

2018-07-03 09:46:12 UTC  

You can cut the plastic into a knife shape.

2018-07-03 09:46:15 UTC  

Centripetal?

2018-07-03 09:46:28 UTC  

Jeeze, a bike wheel

2018-07-03 09:46:33 UTC  

those spokes can be sharpened.

2018-07-03 09:46:41 UTC  

That's, what, like 26 knives?

2018-07-03 09:46:53 UTC  

They basically stopped a crime spree...

2018-07-03 09:47:18 UTC  

Each one of those spokes is long enough to skewer two victims at once.

2018-07-03 09:47:25 UTC  

That's 52 lives saved!

2018-07-03 09:47:29 UTC  

What a monster!

2018-07-03 09:50:25 UTC  

A British man was arrested Saturday after he was found walking the streets of Dunfermline, Scotland, with a potato peeler.

2018-07-03 09:50:29 UTC  

monster

2018-07-03 09:52:22 UTC  

@LOLTRON did u know u cant buy eggs and spoons in uk in some places unless u can prove your not under age

2018-07-03 09:52:50 UTC  

jfc. I thought blades under 3 inches were okay under the current laws though? potato peelers aren't that long. i think he should a-peel

2018-07-03 09:53:25 UTC  

egg thing was apperently a one time thing foe halloween tho google the spoon thing and be amazed

2018-07-03 09:53:27 UTC  

Britain's knife laws are basically youtube community guidelines.

2018-07-03 09:53:45 UTC  

This is what I've learned today.

2018-07-03 09:53:51 UTC  

I've got to go to bed.

2018-07-03 09:55:02 UTC  

^ great analogy. egg and spoon thing is just ridiculous, speechless

2018-07-03 09:55:04 UTC  

gn

2018-07-03 10:04:43 UTC  

@Arhiwolf Wow. Just when you think the tard cannot get more tard...

2018-07-03 10:05:04 UTC  

@vlnc.co That's a paddlin'...

2018-07-03 11:21:12 UTC  

i find it funny that the first article i saw people talking about since i went to sleep was about the EU so its like "good thing for the brexit" and then the rest of the night was showing all the shit that the uk government is doing incompatently

2018-07-03 11:28:22 UTC  

That's not really a reason against Brexit. That's a reason against regressive politicians.

2018-07-03 11:29:50 UTC  

At least with Brexit, there's just one government screwing things up. Without Brexit, the EU and Germany can bring their incompetence to bear as well.