I used to live like a mile down the street of that cafe

nice

If I slapped a trump sticker on someone's car they'd probably get murdered

i live in portland, can't wait for the shitstorm coming on saturday

my crazy neighbour at one point threatened to slash _my_ car tires because I didn't vote for bernie

Stay safe

Yikes. Where are you running off to?

note: I am not a US citizen and cannot vote

WTF?

she knew this, didn't seem to thikn it was a big deal, offered to show me how to vote illegally

i'm headed to central oregon

did you inform him of this?

lmao

I don't live in california anymore

uhhh

you shouldve accepted and turned her in

id give you citizenship for that

@soban I'm pretty sure that's a felony.

Did she vote illegally?

@Tohob hope central Oregon is better. I too am fleeing the city soon.

naw she was like this elderly white woman who did way too much acid in the 60s

if she was illegal I'd be surprised

yeah it's only the portland area that's like this. once you get out of the city it's small cities, farmland, and reasonable people

yeah she was not the only person who offered to show me how to vote illegally. It happened with 3 or 4 other people. The frequency with which people suggested it to me, combined with the mundanity of it all (nobody seemed to think it was a big deal and when I pointed out it was a felony one perosn scoffed and said "pfft this is california they don't care"), i'm now pretty convinced it's a widespread issue

I _really_ liked portland when I visited in 2013 so it's a bummer it got so crazy

oregon is basically an extension of idaho up until you reach the mountains

yeah i used to like it here

I live in texas now and everything is great except it's been >100 every day for hte past three weeks

also I miss mountains

damn. we went on vacation to the coast just to get away from the 90 degree weather here for a weekend

i can't survive heat like that lol

Which part of TX?

austin

I thought TX was still sane.

Oh. THAT makes sense.

Austin. Urrrrr...

but out of all the places with healthy tech industries Austin and Denver are prett ymuch the only places I think are viable. Everywhere else is too crazy, too expensive, too urbanized, or some combination

Can confirm, would not advise moving to chicago at the moment

when **would** you advise moving to chicago tbh

Austin and Denver...not coincidentally the places most in danger of turning their states into California 2.

To much consternation of the natives.