I mean, that's complicated.

We're turbofucked

We could still correct course.

But uh.

Unlikely that we will.

Unlikely

Yeah

I've got to get me a coffee and some breakfast.

I'll be back, fellows.

https://news.sky.com/story/china-bans-new-winnie-the-pooh-film-amid-president-xi-comparisons-11463153

https://twitter.com/SteveScalise/status/1057280899258163200

I knew about this for months

And @Atkins because Republicans know how to aim. (Bad joke I know don't @ me)

Hey, Whitey Bulger died while serving life in prison... Justice Served. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/nationworld/hc-br-white-bulger-dead-in-federal-prison-in-west-viriginia-20181030-story.html

Who is this?

Boston Crime Boss

Nevermind

Thank god for informative headlines

Also whitey? Pretty interesting nickname

Mob boss. Spent 16 years running from the law. Real bad hombre.

Fair enough, but what about that nickname?

He had white hair?

Damn, I was hoping for something more exciting

Whitey's dead and not a tear was shed...

https://www.thelocal.dk/20181030/iran-attempted-assassination-in-denmark-pet

https://mashable.com/article/new-ipad-pro-analysis/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Mashable+%28Mashable%29#ld_vX7GZXiqu

best headline ever.

Jesus christ thats like four month wages gone

down payment on a new car right there

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hillary-clinton-jokes-they-all-look-alike-after-interviewer-mixes-up-cory-booker-and-eric-holder?fbclid=IwAR2H7AIxUiKrmF2fpPt7jKDkijonhdNUM7l-3mc00okDZfjvdLX46nFJcaM

I paid less than that for my car.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/10/breaking-report-exclusive-documents-special-counsel-and-former-fbi-director-robert-mueller-accused-of-rape-by-very-credible-witness/

#karma ?

Or #fakemetoo ?

They have to discredit him before he releases the probe results that say orange man is not bad.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/37773/bloody-halloween-24-people-shot-chicago-over-emily-zanotti

Surprisingly low for Chicago standards.

Usually it's closer to 60 per weekend

@Timcast Someone claiming to be Avi Agarwal is saying that the memo was posted by someone who is trying to get him fired: https://twitter.com/AviAgarwal10/status/1057007571834269696
https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/9skf0l/apple_intern_posted_a_open_letter_about_diversity/e8qa9aa/

I guess this is for @JDM_WAAAT also

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