# not a global conspiracy by (((them)))

Melbourne railway stations will no longer blast sky news at commuters at underground stations. I’m struggling to see that as a bad thing. Is Barbra Streisand selling a house down there?

the absolute state

my sides are reaching levels of KEK never thought possable

Oof

https://www.facebook.com/realblaircottrell/videos/1797378167036762/

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Lmao

Nuke melbourne

Umm, the dildo statue is in Canberra (Belconnen), not Melbourne. https://m.facebook.com/The-Great-Penis-Owl-of-Canberra-183346205176770/

That said, the only good bit of Canberra is Tuggeranong Valley. The rest can go to hell.... Queanbeyan is also OK but it’s technically not in Canberra.

Gungahlin was completely wrecked from day 1. Bulldoze it. Keep the trams and use them somewhere else.

Did you see that the government wants to build a bridge to kangaroo island I think the bridge is meant to be 15km or something

Google the Lake Ponchartrain Causeway

*oh no*

Twin 38km bridges.

Ah yes I remember this I wanted to see the longest bridge in the world

I think that was the longest

But still bridge to kangaroo island is not a very good idea lmao

8th longest but it’s the longest I’ve been on

Its still pretty long though

The top 7 are all in China, Taiwan and Thailand

Of course haha

Longest is 164.8km long

Do you think its a good idea to build the bridge because a lot of people were complaining about it especially people who live on KI

Also wtf really

Go the whole hog and take it to Tassie. Bass Strait isn’t that deep.

I suggested that when I saw that everyone laughed

Oh, I have my islands mixed up

Ye KI is down south like a half hour drive from where I live or something probably closer to an hour

Ever seen the overseas highway in Florida?

I don’t personally care whether it’s built or not, so long as it’s fully funded by tolls or maybe taxes agreed to by the locals

And is a long bridge better than a long artificial island (several airports in Japan were built on those - notably Osaka Kansai (KIX)

The new bridge I want to see runs from the end of Sydney’s third runway out to the continental shelf, with a new airport and spaceport a few km offshore.

Possibly via Kurnell.

Close Sydney Airport once it’s done. Turn it into a railway junction or interchange for services to the spaceport, and the rest can be turned into apartments. Looking forward to intercontinental services with the SpaceX BFR.

Overseas highway, in the keys?

Yes. Lots of long bridges. Sure not truly long but I’m just saying there’s precedent for building highways to nowhere.