How odd. You can email your federal MP and request a desktop size Australian Flag and a portrait of Her Majesty the Queen, at their expense.

Melbourne railway stations will no longer blast sky news at commuters at underground stations. I’m struggling to see that as a bad thing. Is Barbra Streisand selling a house down there?

Umm, the dildo statue is in Canberra (Belconnen), not Melbourne. https://m.facebook.com/The-Great-Penis-Owl-of-Canberra-183346205176770/

That said, the only good bit of Canberra is Tuggeranong Valley. The rest can go to hell.... Queanbeyan is also OK but it’s technically not in Canberra.

Gungahlin was completely wrecked from day 1. Bulldoze it. Keep the trams and use them somewhere else.

Google the Lake Ponchartrain Causeway

Twin 38km bridges.

8th longest but it’s the longest I’ve been on

The top 7 are all in China, Taiwan and Thailand

Longest is 164.8km long

Go the whole hog and take it to Tassie. Bass Strait isn’t that deep.

Oh, I have my islands mixed up

Ever seen the overseas highway in Florida?

I don’t personally care whether it’s built or not, so long as it’s fully funded by tolls or maybe taxes agreed to by the locals

And is a long bridge better than a long artificial island (several airports in Japan were built on those - notably Osaka Kansai (KIX)

The new bridge I want to see runs from the end of Sydney’s third runway out to the continental shelf, with a new airport and spaceport a few km offshore.

Possibly via Kurnell.

Close Sydney Airport once it’s done. Turn it into a railway junction or interchange for services to the spaceport, and the rest can be turned into apartments. Looking forward to intercontinental services with the SpaceX BFR.

Yes. Lots of long bridges. Sure not truly long but I’m just saying there’s precedent for building highways to nowhere.

I did. I wasn’t talking about Nova Scotia!

How many of our fireys are over in California while we have so many burning here?

It may end up being Julie Bishop. Sad.

Scott Morrison won

We don’t comment on on-water matters

Isn’t there a grand river at the border? The best river! One you could hook a couple of first rate water cannons into for long non-lethal border engagements?

Nice one. Of course, Canadians are truly useless at the shitpost battle as they’re in the same time zone as the states. We have their backs during the night shift.

Nobody flies in or out of Canberra on their own dollar. Murray’s run frequently to Sydney Airport and Sydney Central. Though in my case I travel so often I use the unlimited pass on the railways.

https://www.facebook.com/107637365950776/posts/2315554765159014/

https://www.facebook.com/96933606722/posts/10155994541876723/

2 x 9 news polls definitely need some memes. And maybe more no votes. But definitely need to give the normies more ammo.

Oh, here’s a 3rd poll from 9 news - desperate to get the result they want - https://www.facebook.com/1610342069289340/posts/2264173710572836/