I was two days off from meeting Mike Pence, but I think my humble request for his presence summoned him to the city he came to

"please come and meet me, Pence"

"no"

"there's a pride parade"

"I'll be right there"

I was in Savannah the Thursday before St. Patrick's day, and said, "this place needs Mike Pence" after seeing the open queers and commies in the park.

And sure enough, the Viceroy arrived

I hate how they call it "pride month," but they ignore my sexual identification... A red-blooded Southerner.

it seems to be pride month every fucking month

WHO REMEMBERS?!

I hate LGBT

They let blm put black and brown colors on the LGBT flag

You know, an group about sexual orientation

Does that mean being black or brown are genders now?

I hate lgbt, liberals, BLM and commies

When will the LGBTQAA Alphabet Soup community include the Saint Andrew's Cross and the 12 stars of the Confederate Battle Flag?

Oh yeah and antifa

The LGBarbeque should have a swastika too

With that being said, does that mean I Cna identity as black and brown?

Who cares about identifying as black or brown? The most oppresed group is Unicorn.

I identify as a Clinton supporter whenever I want to park in the blue parking spots at the mall

Kek

dude you just jump right before the hurricane hits

I can't believe people don't use this one simple trick

Andrew Jackson, that you?

Remember that time that Sea Shepherds tried to get the Faroese to stop hunting Pilot Whale and tried to demonize all of the Faroese people?

I appreciate them fighting the Jap whalers but I'm pretty sure the Faroe isles depend on whales

Didn't they get Pearl Harbored or something like that?

They got driven away and I heart reacted when those hippie hypocrites got the boot.

Leave the humble fish merchants alone. They're the only place that isn't cucked in the European sphere.

Real talk fam: Muslim converts are fucking traitors and should be stripped of citizenship and deported to a Muslim country with quickness

If you are gay and the most interesting thing you can say about yourself is that you're gay, you are human garbage

*You cannot change my mind*

The most interesting thing about myself is the fact I've been writing an entire novel series along with giving valid advice to people.

You're an interesting person 👌

If you feel the need to tell everyone you're gay, you are trash

Nice, I've started writing a novel recently too, but damn it's harder than i thought