To be fair, we paid them back in '44

The only thing Hitler did that was remotely selfish was marry Eva Strauss.

OR DID WE?

Lol

Basically we knew Europe didn't deserve Hitler
So we fucked them

Mao still slept on the floor, the way he grew up. Didn't change the fact that he's a piece of shit

He had a harem though

they probably throw bitchin sex parties at the Chinese communist party

Youngest girl in Mao's harem was 14 I think

It's much cleaner nowadays. Xi's salary is like $1600 a year

Xe is praying to Trump that GET doesn't render him irrelevant

*Xhe

Xe to Kim Jon Un: "he no pussy, he grab pussy!"

Xi is now president for life...

China has always been better off as an empire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW3EfChXRrA'

Father Ted references are best.

The best China is either right now or the Tang Dynasty

Um... *EXCUSE*?

Qin Shi Huangdi is clearly the best Emperor.

After all, he gave China it's name.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

*BOTTOM TEXT*

As an individual leader yeah

I mean the best period of time overall

Xi is HARSH on corruption. Like you can get the death penalty for embezzlement etc

But he's also tightening free speech

Chin Dynasty best dynasty

Qing? They're dicks

The last time someone was as harsh on corruption, China had a bunch of Britbongs selling them drugs.

*Qin Dynasy.

Han is pretty good, too.

Yongzheng Emperor was an asshole

And then there's the Yongle Emperor.

I'm sweating bullets here

The First Chin Emperor had every one of his guardsman and horses immortalized in clay

Qin

Qin.

Pronounced like chin though