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US: Dear France, please help us defeat the British, we will compensate you later
France: Okay
To be fair, we paid them back in '44
The only thing Hitler did that was remotely selfish was marry Eva Strauss.
OR DID WE?
Lol
Basically we knew Europe didn't deserve Hitler
So we fucked them
Mao still slept on the floor, the way he grew up. Didn't change the fact that he's a piece of shit
He had a harem though
they probably throw bitchin sex parties at the Chinese communist party
Youngest girl in Mao's harem was 14 I think
It's much cleaner nowadays. Xi's salary is like $1600 a year
Xe is praying to Trump that GET doesn't render him irrelevant
*Xhe
Xe to Kim Jon Un: "he no pussy, he grab pussy!"
Xi is now president for life...
China has always been better off as an empire
Father Ted references are best.
Um... *EXCUSE*?
Qin Shi Huangdi is clearly the best Emperor.
After all, he gave China it's name.
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
*BOTTOM TEXT*
As an individual leader yeah
I mean the best period of time overall
Xi is HARSH on corruption. Like you can get the death penalty for embezzlement etc
But he's also tightening free speech
Chin Dynasty best dynasty
Qing? They're dicks
The last time someone was as harsh on corruption, China had a bunch of Britbongs selling them drugs.
*Qin Dynasy.
Han is pretty good, too.
Yongzheng Emperor was an asshole
And then there's the Yongle Emperor.
I'm sweating bullets here
The First Chin Emperor had every one of his guardsman and horses immortalized in clay
Qin
Qin.