@TheKekscernist Pretty sure whoever wrote the article is picking up their last paycheck lol

Doubt it. They will air opinion pieces from the Right. They'll shortly follow it up with a far-left counter

No one actually cares about toys r us closing

I thought it was pretty depressing walking around the almost closed down Toys R Us in my area. Seeing a store that's been there since you were born brought to the point of selling their plastic chains and clipboards. Just a reminder nothing is forever lol

just a reminder that if you want to survive in a business landscape that wants to eat you alive you can't just sit around and keep doing what you've been doing for the last several decades

Lol that too

(turns, whispers)
"Don't stop now, Linus..."

When you say "there's soy in my pocket" in Seattle

When you're an ABC exec about to get fired and you know it's time to pitch Modern Family 2

Joke's on them tho, they're fishing for trout in a worm puddle

INSIDE: Crinkling - it's not just for furries anymore!

Super clean Indian with come-hither raised eyebrow: check
Turtle neck and disheveled hair: check
Nolan Bushnell beard, baby face, incel glasses: check
Sweater, plaid pajamas, quivering lips: check

They'll show this magazine cover in museums one day
To remind people what these things looked like after the great purge

God sub-contracts <:godemperor:445097873890082817>

From the Philippines

Philippino Drug dealers spotted
Shoot to kill

The helicopters will take them

Is it acceptable to kill my self

No. You are needed for the RWDS. Have patience

People are actually trying to say that Trump denuclearizing the fucking Korean Peninsula is **LESS** important than him failing to acknowledge the LGBTQ+ Pride Month

RWDS?

Must’ve missed that new one

Right Wing Death Squads my dude

Ooooo

Sign me up

I’ll be Trump’s SS

It's a 🅱️ortnite Royale bois

Duterte for the Muscle
Mel for doing what needs to be done
4chan hackers for my support

I was thinking SS larpers, Sam Hyde, and Duerte. Absolute Stormtroopers

Hillary Clinton, Clinton foundation and Obama

My death squad