When you're an ABC exec about to get fired and you know it's time to pitch Modern Family 2

Joke's on them tho, they're fishing for trout in a worm puddle

INSIDE: Crinkling - it's not just for furries anymore!

Super clean Indian with come-hither raised eyebrow: check
Turtle neck and disheveled hair: check
Nolan Bushnell beard, baby face, incel glasses: check
Sweater, plaid pajamas, quivering lips: check

They'll show this magazine cover in museums one day
To remind people what these things looked like after the great purge

God sub-contracts <:godemperor:445097873890082817>

From the Philippines

Philippino Drug dealers spotted
Shoot to kill

The helicopters will take them

Is it acceptable to kill my self

No. You are needed for the RWDS. Have patience

People are actually trying to say that Trump denuclearizing the fucking Korean Peninsula is **LESS** important than him failing to acknowledge the LGBTQ+ Pride Month

RWDS?

Must’ve missed that new one

Right Wing Death Squads my dude

Ooooo

Sign me up

I’ll be Trump’s SS

It's a 🅱️ortnite Royale bois

Duterte for the Muscle
Mel for doing what needs to be done
4chan hackers for my support

I was thinking SS larpers, Sam Hyde, and Duerte. Absolute Stormtroopers

Hillary Clinton, Clinton foundation and Obama

My death squad

Hurhurhur

If the goal is to kill the most people, it would make the most sense to take Planned Parenthood

Ill reorganize

Planned parenthood, black lives matter and Clinton foundation

Now I can watch the world burn

Jk

Just to be sure we are free of civil war

Whats good bois?

civil war

we need a matyr who will infiltrate Clinton's castle with an AR 15 to make sure they will be silenced, forever