Message from @TheKekscernist

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2018-08-01 16:07:51 UTC  

@TheKekscernist you ever take statistics? Figure out what percentage of service members are female, related to unintended pregnancy

2018-08-01 16:08:52 UTC  

7.6% of Marines are women, and of course only women can get pregnant

2018-08-01 16:09:14 UTC  

What I hear:
Command: "You're deploying"
Women (tomorrow): "I can't deploy, I just found out I'm pregnant"

2018-08-01 16:09:17 UTC  

4.1% of women at risk for unintended pregnancy

2018-08-01 16:09:21 UTC  

Yup exactly

2018-08-01 16:09:40 UTC  

So basically 2/3 of women in the Marines are whores

2018-08-01 16:09:48 UTC  

le shock?

2018-08-01 16:10:01 UTC  

Anecdotal experience, every chick I met in the army was a whore too

2018-08-01 16:10:18 UTC  

We should go back to the era of Women's Army Corps etc

2018-08-01 16:11:07 UTC  

Unpopular opinion

2018-08-01 16:11:51 UTC  

in the age of feminism, no women should be allowed to join a military organization that has entrenched traditions of institutional behavioral issues off-duty

2018-08-01 16:12:51 UTC  

I think women are useful in some ways, and we can make use of them for national glory and military power by putting them in the few specific jobs where they aren't (as much of) a problem

2018-08-01 16:13:12 UTC  

A room full of 50 women typing away, or nurses

2018-08-01 16:14:33 UTC  

No point in re-defining gender roles. Assign people based on what they're good at and won't be statistically liable to fuck up somehow. Military isn't supposed to be a social experiment

2018-08-01 16:14:48 UTC  

MPs are shitty enough subhuman trash as men, much less women, my sister is a Navy MA and she's a piece of shit

2018-08-01 16:15:01 UTC  

You've regaled us

2018-08-01 16:15:25 UTC  

Worst recruit in my academy class was an Army MP, four years of service, still a piece of shit

2018-08-01 16:15:59 UTC  

Looong time ago that wasn't an entry level job anyway, it should be E4+ on second contract, not raw recruits

2018-08-01 16:17:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/474249233906663434/49f57e7e2a010b49e9ac1bc65c9f13d3.png

2018-08-01 16:17:38 UTC  

So this then

2018-08-01 16:18:20 UTC  

Makes me wonder if the >E4 system had trouble with MP recruitment after a while

2018-08-01 16:18:41 UTC  

My academy was 11 weeks and I can't write a ticket unless you're 10+ over

2018-08-01 16:19:28 UTC  

Depends on where you are

2018-08-01 16:19:55 UTC  

I go through a small political subdivision each day after work to get to the gym. You stay UNDER the speed limit through there - the town has no income other than traffic tickets

2018-08-01 16:20:10 UTC  

and taxes

2018-08-01 16:20:42 UTC  

Yeah different states

2018-08-01 16:21:10 UTC  

Mine, only state officers (troopers and game wardens) can enforce <10mph

2018-08-01 16:23:12 UTC  

I've heard of speed traps around here taking people for going 5+ over
Though not enforced during rush hour. I routinely crest 10 over on the bike

2018-08-01 16:23:49 UTC  

Tickets are generally bullshit, I hate them

2018-08-01 16:24:02 UTC  

because that's why you got into law enforcement right

2018-08-01 16:24:21 UTC  

I don't get any of the money anyway, it will probably go to buy a new car for a lieutenant or captain

2018-08-01 16:25:26 UTC  

My goal is to encourage people to follow traffic law. If I can do that without taking any money, only by taking five minutes of your time to remind you the dangers of running a stop sign, then mission accomplished

2018-08-01 16:25:48 UTC  

Some dicks pride themselves on number of tickets. Some corrupt old democrat shitholes have ticket quotas

2018-08-01 16:31:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/474252816035086346/37971104_275703256349637_1979858448895967232_n.jpg

2018-08-01 16:33:08 UTC  

I want a 3d-printed lower just to flex on Hillary voters

2018-08-01 16:36:00 UTC  

So how well do they hold up.

2018-08-01 16:36:14 UTC  

Will it break? I only know of plastic 3d printing

2018-08-01 16:40:28 UTC  

So apparently a metal 3D printer is like $100,000

2018-08-01 16:41:00 UTC  

Like someone is really gonna buy that just to make a gun he could buy for $1,000 on the street

2018-08-01 16:45:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/474256294598148128/38072456_2180090902208813_1086868081575198720_n.jpg

2018-08-01 16:54:15 UTC  

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