Message from @TheKekscernist

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2018-08-01 15:57:51 UTC  

exempt you say? 🤔

2018-08-01 15:59:04 UTC  

I was told once: "If you look into the people who are doing these kinds of things, most of them turn out to be Jewish." Stated that way, it's horseshit. But damn. Incidence rate is high.

2018-08-01 15:59:44 UTC  

Yeah

2018-08-01 16:00:37 UTC  

Once Defense Distributed circumvents this temporary injunction against publishing their files, they need to publish a method for making 3D printed guns out of straws

2018-08-01 16:01:14 UTC  

They're not well-liked in Israel actually, because they don't serve and they also don't have real jobs

2018-08-01 16:01:55 UTC  

Basically all they do is Torah/Talmudic study, and they ride that out until they're too old for the army

2018-08-01 16:03:48 UTC  

So apparently there's going to be a Venom movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLCn88bfW1o

2018-08-01 16:04:10 UTC  

I remember thinking he was a badass villain when I was a kid. Played the shit out of games like Maximum Carnage on my SNES

2018-08-01 16:04:21 UTC  

I look at this and all I can see now is CGI vomit everywhere

2018-08-01 16:05:17 UTC  

Yeah he used to be cool

2018-08-01 16:05:39 UTC  

The postmillennial era has ruined a lot of stuff

2018-08-01 16:06:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/474246432254328853/38207524_1103434536473341_4050342137961644032_o.png

2018-08-01 16:06:12 UTC  

submitted without commentary

2018-08-01 16:07:51 UTC  

@TheKekscernist you ever take statistics? Figure out what percentage of service members are female, related to unintended pregnancy

2018-08-01 16:08:52 UTC  

7.6% of Marines are women, and of course only women can get pregnant

2018-08-01 16:09:14 UTC  

What I hear:
Command: "You're deploying"
Women (tomorrow): "I can't deploy, I just found out I'm pregnant"

2018-08-01 16:09:17 UTC  

4.1% of women at risk for unintended pregnancy

2018-08-01 16:09:21 UTC  

Yup exactly

2018-08-01 16:09:40 UTC  

So basically 2/3 of women in the Marines are whores

2018-08-01 16:09:48 UTC  

le shock?

2018-08-01 16:10:01 UTC  

Anecdotal experience, every chick I met in the army was a whore too

2018-08-01 16:10:18 UTC  

We should go back to the era of Women's Army Corps etc

2018-08-01 16:11:07 UTC  

Unpopular opinion

2018-08-01 16:11:51 UTC  

in the age of feminism, no women should be allowed to join a military organization that has entrenched traditions of institutional behavioral issues off-duty

2018-08-01 16:12:51 UTC  

I think women are useful in some ways, and we can make use of them for national glory and military power by putting them in the few specific jobs where they aren't (as much of) a problem

2018-08-01 16:13:12 UTC  

A room full of 50 women typing away, or nurses

2018-08-01 16:14:33 UTC  

No point in re-defining gender roles. Assign people based on what they're good at and won't be statistically liable to fuck up somehow. Military isn't supposed to be a social experiment

2018-08-01 16:14:48 UTC  

MPs are shitty enough subhuman trash as men, much less women, my sister is a Navy MA and she's a piece of shit

2018-08-01 16:15:01 UTC  

You've regaled us

2018-08-01 16:15:25 UTC  

Worst recruit in my academy class was an Army MP, four years of service, still a piece of shit

2018-08-01 16:15:59 UTC  

Looong time ago that wasn't an entry level job anyway, it should be E4+ on second contract, not raw recruits

2018-08-01 16:17:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/474249233906663434/49f57e7e2a010b49e9ac1bc65c9f13d3.png

2018-08-01 16:17:38 UTC  

So this then

2018-08-01 16:18:20 UTC  

Makes me wonder if the >E4 system had trouble with MP recruitment after a while

2018-08-01 16:18:41 UTC  

My academy was 11 weeks and I can't write a ticket unless you're 10+ over

2018-08-01 16:19:28 UTC  

Depends on where you are

2018-08-01 16:19:55 UTC  

I go through a small political subdivision each day after work to get to the gym. You stay UNDER the speed limit through there - the town has no income other than traffic tickets

2018-08-01 16:20:10 UTC  

and taxes

2018-08-01 16:20:42 UTC  

Yeah different states

2018-08-01 16:21:10 UTC  

Mine, only state officers (troopers and game wardens) can enforce <10mph