Message from @garbage he-man

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2019-01-13 23:38:12 UTC  

I have my first jury duty call in February. Well first one I can actually attend since all the previous ones were while in school out of state.

2019-01-13 23:38:41 UTC  

For the common crimes, they probably do remember that. I dont know for how it works when the case is so sensationalized and most people have heard of it though.

2019-01-13 23:39:10 UTC  

There are times it's hard to find an unbiased jury.

2019-01-13 23:40:04 UTC  

Which is why I can somewhat understand the UKs idea of preventing the news from reporting on stuff until after the trial is over. However I think the risk of abuse is too great, but I can understand the idea.

2019-01-14 01:52:44 UTC  

@pratel pls remove the "mobile" in the Link.

2019-01-14 01:52:54 UTC  

because with that, Discord doesn't parse it.

2019-01-14 01:52:59 UTC  

see? ๐Ÿ˜‰

2019-01-14 01:53:03 UTC  

Gotcha.

2019-01-14 02:17:26 UTC  

moving to the middle is bad, mmmmkay?

2019-01-14 05:01:14 UTC  

Please yeet Maduro outta there

2019-01-14 11:42:44 UTC  

the sweet sweet hypocrisy of the left

2019-01-14 12:59:47 UTC  

Old but still a good laugh

2019-01-14 12:59:59 UTC  

"Born of privileged white Christian parents, Patrick had an early life of comfort, blissfully ignorant of the terrible black slavery that was going on only a few thousand miles south of his home. Nor did he give much thought to the daily struggles of the LGBTQ+ community. When he was 16, a group of Irish travelers insisted that young Patrick join them on their boat for some exciting sea-faring adventures. On landing in Ireland, he was encouraged to earn good money looking after animals. Despite this charmed life, Patrick cruelly abandoned his generous employers and returned home to Britain where he remained for a while."
Man, this guy in 387 AD didnt really care about the gays or slavery in some far off land. What a FUCKING BIGOT

2019-01-14 13:00:23 UTC  

"Only a few thousand miles south"

...You utter simpleton.

2019-01-14 13:00:45 UTC  

Oh, it got worse.

2019-01-14 13:00:53 UTC  

It did get worse lol

2019-01-14 13:01:56 UTC  

Yeah, I'm sure he would have been real torn up that black people were enslaving themselves in a land he would never see or hear of in his entire life.

2019-01-14 13:02:16 UTC  

"Alas, the accredited story is rather one of cultural genocide and speciesism"

2019-01-14 13:02:28 UTC  

I guess the irish are a different species guys.

2019-01-14 13:03:03 UTC  

Also goes on to state Patrick beheaded people and burnt them at the stake as if it is common knowledge. No citation

2019-01-14 13:04:05 UTC  

I'm not gonna say he would be the only saint who did that, I'm just gonna say there's no evidence he did.

2019-01-14 13:05:03 UTC  

This has to be fucking parody

2019-01-14 13:05:10 UTC  

"I guess itโ€™s all relative; paganism is opposed to Christianity and therefore MUST be higher up on the oppressed victim scale. Also, given how advanced the pagan religion is, I can only imagine the druids were people of colour, which can be the only explanation for why Patrick attacked them in the first place. The Alt-Right have used revisionist history by pushing the colour green when referring to Ireland when all the time it was black!"

2019-01-14 13:07:50 UTC  

Yeah, this is a parody website. Check the other articles.

2019-01-14 13:08:08 UTC  

Fucking hell, started reading like it once I got to the comments

2019-01-14 13:08:09 UTC  

Thank god

2019-01-14 13:08:23 UTC  

Saving that then, good for a few laughs

2019-01-14 13:47:19 UTC  

**oof**

2019-01-14 15:18:22 UTC  

A man 'cannot do that to a woman': Why polygamy in Canadian Muslim community could be another #MeToo moment
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/polygamy-canadian-muslim-community-1.4971971

2019-01-14 15:18:56 UTC  

Wow