The best thing to do with these 'home assistants' is return the Big Brother surveillance devices. https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/10/10/amazon-echo-and-google-home-smart-assistants-scare-owners-with-unprompted-statements/

Wife compared our relationship to the Holocaust. I have bad gas and fart a lot, she said "You're just like the Germans and I'm like the Jews"

LOL

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Hahahahahaha

118% apr 😂😂😂😂

OMG ITS TED CRUZ

SNEAKY BOI

@TLCM2 used to see that ad on TV all the time

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/10/donald_trump_could_have_been_president_don_t_forget_it.html

I'm shitting in a public bathroom and the dude in the next stall had an awesome blowout, then a pause, and I swear to God I heard a camera shutter sound effect.

Hahahahaha

Sometimes you just gotta grab a picture

Shared by a local page that reposts "best of" shit from the yard sale, rants and raves

Thot level: expert

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^how teenage thots speak

ONE HUNNIT

One hunnit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWkDbkODQPk

Left doesn't seem to like the term mob being applied to their people

Breaks out dictionary (yes I have one)

Mob - noun

*A large, disorganized and often violent crowd of people.*

sounds about right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owJJQgt_jgs

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/cambridge-university-students-vote-against-remembrance-sunday-motion-over-fears-it-glorifies-war/ar-BBOcPjV?li=BBoPRmx

every year, SJW attack Remembrance Day in the UK and Canada.

It's getting worse in Canada. We had a land whale of a woman running in Ontario's elections last June saying she'd abolish Remembrance Day in the area she was in. Thankfully she was destroyed by the Ford Nation. @wwezombiegod

War exists. Every civilization, every family tree, has a warrior. In each piece of mankind is the spirit of that warrior ancestor - the one who sought to fight for the survival of his tribe.

War is what has created the borders we have today, and the magnificient technological advances we have. The only people who are guilty of war are those that start it. Someone has to fight to survive. Someone has to finish it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QES_QWq2gs0

Amazing to me that the same people who wish to do away with something like remembrance day for "glorifying war" are the very same people who freak out about us doing diplomacy with north korea and want us to antagonize Russia into war

They aren't mad about "glorifying war", they want it done away with because it honors OUR soldiers

I honor every soldier who fights with an honorable cause, even my enemy. I particularly like soviets, because of their patriotism and belief.

Christmas day truce. I'll need to read about that. In ww2 NO SOLDIER wanted to kill another.

Ah