I need to find a Facebook post alleging the vikings were black

We wuz vikangz

Niggas can't go to outer space

They'll tell you they're almost to the moon when they haven't even taken off yet

Friend of mine got into an argument with his gf over the gillette commercial

What a time to be alive

Did he beat her?

Yes

Lmfao

nice

She's mad

I told my wife our kids are gonna fight

I want my kids to be alpha sharks, in a sea of soy

I’m not here often enough to know how accurate this is

Not very accurate

not from my experience

All discord Mods are gay

and all the admins have huge cocks

*are huge cocks

Wait.... I mean admins are greeeeat

What is Roku?

Haha

Sargon made a good point on his vid on Trump serving McDonald's

But it takes a real man to pay for eveyone like that out of his own pocket, it's like he is living up to his honestly

Honesty

who chooses an anime prof because it's (((hilarious)))

I just had the greatest fuckin idea

So the other day a state representative gave me his cell number, said to call him anytime I need anything

Does it involve rubber pants?

It can

I now need his help

LEGALIZE DUELING

Fuck judges, LET THE GODS DECIDE

Trial by combat

I DEMAND A TRIAL BY COMBAT!!!

You know the democrats would find some freakish mountain guy though.

Dude if we could pull this off

National debt = $0.00