Good shit

So our shit is more acidic

And bad shit

Useless shit

Which shit smells worse

Chicken or human

Well actually it's not hard to build a catapult so really there's no such thing as useless shit

Lmao

I've thought about building one at my mom's house since she has land, and launching some stuff

trebuchet

looks cooler

More difficult to build and move

In the 2nd civil war we will build catapults and siege LA and San fransisco with our own shit.

Why didn't they do that in medieval times to draw the enemy out wtf

On phone spelling sucks

I hate autocorrect

i've thought about the sieging of modern cities when things go to shit

pittsburgh has tunnels u can block off

not too hard to isolate

you'd have to control the rivers though

In the middle ages they actually used trash

We'll harvest shit from sewers and fill fire trucks with sewage and spray it at SJWs

Trash, shit, dead animals etc

Did they ever use rocks

Yes

Remus did you own a tv growing up

I thought everyone knew about the cow catapults

I did

fetchay la vache

But I was also locked in my room for 3 years KEK

I think it was a monty python movie they used a dead cow

That's three years to watch TV and learn about turds, trash, and dead cows getting launched by catapults

I didn't have a tv

You just said you had a TV

Now you say you didn't

I think you didn't because if you did you would have just built a catapult to kill your oppressors

In the new age you will be the Imperial Trashman

You're in charge of getting trash for the catapults

You can go get a lot from the Philippines

And make peace between them and Canada

@Deleted User I had a tv outside of those 3 years doofus