Message from @Bigby
Discord ID: 570565609029369857
Yes
Good shit
So our shit is more acidic
And bad shit
Useless shit
Which shit smells worse
Chicken or human
Well actually it's not hard to build a catapult so really there's no such thing as useless shit
Lmao
I've thought about building one at my mom's house since she has land, and launching some stuff
trebuchet
looks cooler
More difficult to build and move
In the 2nd civil war we will build catapults and siege LA and San fransisco with our own shit.
Why didn't they do that in medieval times to draw the enemy out wtf
On phone spelling sucks
I hate autocorrect
i've thought about the sieging of modern cities when things go to shit
pittsburgh has tunnels u can block off
not too hard to isolate
In the middle ages they actually used trash
We'll harvest shit from sewers and fill fire trucks with sewage and spray it at SJWs
Trash, shit, dead animals etc
Did they ever use rocks
Yes
Remus did you own a tv growing up
I thought everyone knew about the cow catapults
I did
fetchay la vache
But I was also locked in my room for 3 years KEK
I think it was a monty python movie they used a dead cow
That's three years to watch TV and learn about turds, trash, and dead cows getting launched by catapults
I didn't have a tv
You just said you had a TV
Now you say you didn't
I think you didn't because if you did you would have just built a catapult to kill your oppressors
In the new age you will be the Imperial Trashman
You're in charge of getting trash for the catapults
You can go get a lot from the Philippines
And make peace between them and Canada