Message from @Ehzek
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2" is a bitch at 90 mph
Or so the military has taught me
I’m not black, so I don’t have to sit around pretending my dick is huge.
Idk
Apparently many women hate big dicks
It's only because there are so many nigger women in our society that people think big dick is the standard
Like I remember a news clip from russia
Well... average size is average for a reason 🤷
Dude got a surgery for an 8" dick
Women found him completely unfuckable lmao
Does that even work? Never even considered looking into dick enlargement surgery 🤣
Also... that makes sense. Even porn dudes are like 6-7. Not sure why I know that 🤷 😔
@Andrules Well what could be the worst thing to happen? xD
There is a dick enlargement surgery that works
im 4.2 inches
thanks to my asian genes
i have a small dick but I'm not a genius
thanks selective asian stereotype
When you get an erection you should be able to feel more dick behind your balls
The surgery pulls all of it out to make your dick bigger
Granted then you get a dick that cant stand up on it's own lmao
7.1 inches here, my greek genes are strong
@Ehzek ouch, why would anyone want to do that?
Idk, because they want a bigger dick?
It's more reasonable than saline injections
That shit is hilariously gay
saline injections?
should I google it?
xD
Like a boob job
For your penis
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oh
It's the stuff of nightmares honestly
Looks like a dude fucked a beehive
kek
Though nothing holds a candle to transgender surgeries
I dont recommend reading that shit ever
Truely Frankensteins monster level shit
I believe I shared an article recently that some nutjob trans added fishscale to have more "realistic" vagina